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My Dog's Secret

BARRY0619 2012/07/26 13:26:43
My Dog's Secret
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.


He has his food prepared for him.


He can eat whenever he wants.


His meals are provided at no cost to him.


He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup,


and again during the year if any medical needs arise.


For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.


He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,


but he is not required to do any upkeep.


If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.


He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.


He receives these accommodations absolutely free.


He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever..


All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.


I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......


I think my dog is a member of Congress!
MJU
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