Motivational Quotes to hang in your office
- 2009/02/18 05:27:53
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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
Succeed in spite of management.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
Succeed in spite of management.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
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> Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
>This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists, and not enough hunchbacks.
>You don’t have to be crazy to work here – we’ll train you.
>To err is human, but when the eraser wears out before the pencil, you're overdoing it a little.
>The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
>It is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
>Don’t be so narrow-minded that you can see through the keyhole with both eyes!
>It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too good either if you speak when your head is empty.
>Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
>The optimum committee has no members.
>Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
>memo, n.: An inter-office communication too often written more for the benefit of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.
The one I had in my office read: 'Sexual harassment will not be reported. However, it will be graded.'
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teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself :P
lol, nice post :)
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
LMAO