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Motivational Quotes to hang in your office

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

Succeed in spite of management.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
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  • Chris Westerfield 2013/06/20 21:44:23
    Chris Westerfield
    +3
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  • akmuhoro 2012/06/19 15:25:30
    akmuhoro
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    okay is a wise way of saying 'so what?'
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  • qessays akmuhoro 2013/09/09 05:21:42
    qessays
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    Could never agree more..
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  • HOLLY 2010/01/25 02:47:49
    HOLLY
    YOU ARE THE AUTHOR OF YOUR HEALTH OR SICKNESS...
  • BK 2009/02/25 19:23:29
    BK
    +1
    These are great. I think the weasels one is my favorite.
  • ..... 2009/02/22 09:49:41
    .....
    +1
    Here's one.
  • Nick~believe ^MOTOOP^ 2009/02/20 22:25:21
    Nick~believe ^MOTOOP^
    The Eagles soar comment is probably particularly relevant in America at the moment... didn't you recently have a plane land in a river in NYC?
  • Vickytoria600 2009/02/20 22:16:34
    Vickytoria600
    lolz me likey :P
  • Gunslinger's Grace 2009/02/20 13:42:05
    Gunslinger's Grace
    XD These are all great...
  • §~♥KRISTAL♥~§ 2009/02/19 22:11:25
    §~♥KRISTAL♥~§
    Fantastic
  • Peggy 2009/02/19 20:45:18
    Peggy
    great!
  • katydid 2009/02/19 03:13:52
    katydid
    +1
    This was great - I needed a good chuckle today! (Hope you don't mind if I steal a few)
  • katydid katydid 2009/02/19 03:44:44
    katydid
    +1
    And here's a few more to hang on your wall ......

    > Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

    >This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists, and not enough hunchbacks.

    >You don’t have to be crazy to work here – we’ll train you.

    >To err is human, but when the eraser wears out before the pencil, you're overdoing it a little.

    >The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

    >It is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.

    >Don’t be so narrow-minded that you can see through the keyhole with both eyes!

    >It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too good either if you speak when your head is empty.

    >Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

    >The optimum committee has no members.

    >Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

    >memo, n.: An inter-office communication too often written more for the benefit of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.
  • Magzilla katydid 2009/02/19 03:48:33
    Magzilla
    I don't mind. I didn't come up with them. I got them in an email.
  • ZILdeactivated 2009/02/19 02:04:16
    ZILdeactivated
    +1
    How cute! Thanks for sharing! :)
  • Lonerzet 2009/02/18 20:59:18
    Lonerzet
    +2
    i love the last one. "Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment "
  • Pat 2009/02/18 18:53:42
    Pat
    +2
    Those are wonderful.

    The one I had in my office read: 'Sexual harassment will not be reported. However, it will be graded.' office read sexual harassment graded
  • Val 2009/02/18 17:43:28
    Val
    +2
    Gosh! Sounds like a laundry list for every single company I ever worked for!!!!
  • Rover 2009/02/18 16:59:20
    Rover
    +1
    Perfect!!!
  • Craig 2009/02/18 16:42:50
    Craig
    +2
    Nice Post, Magzs !!!!

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