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So little suzy was walking around the house one day and came upon her mother in the shower. She pointed and asked "mommy, what are those" "those are breasts honey." " when do I get some?" mom said, "I dont have time for this, I need to go to work, well talk later about it." "ok", she said. She left and a little while later came back, she saw her dad, "daddy, whats that?" "honey, thats a penis" "when do I get one?" She asked. He said "when your mom goes to work."
Thats the most fucked joke that comes to mind.
Most offensive Joke
Rev☠Donny☠Doom☠Agnostic 667
2010/04/01 21:34:32
What is the most offensive joke you heard an felt bad about laughing at?
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nope 2010/04/02 02:10:15
She moans!
Stop laughing and reload......
Bad bad Lola, sorry
He keeps coming in a little behind...
That's the worst I can think of.
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Not the most tasteful joke I've heard in my life. :|
haha