Morning Drive.
Elleryqueen
2012/06/17 12:43:51
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left
and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for
a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still
working on that makeup. It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric
shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of
trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my
legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the dang phone and
disconnected
I have a male friend that used to give his full attention to the radio while driving 65-70 on the freeway in California. Got in more than one "accident" from it. Once, he looked up from the radio to see traffic at a dead stop in front of him! DOH!! Guess who couldn't stop?
Then I have a female friend who is overly emotional and likes to get in her car and drive right after fighting with her husband. She cries and tries to call every sympathetic friend she can while driving hysterical. Guess what her insurance rates are like? ROFL!