More of "The LOSER IN CHIEF"!
A mother asked her little son "What is
tomorrow?"...she wanted to show what he had learned in school that day
He answered "It's President Day"
She then asked him what does it mean? She was
waiting for something profound from the little dude.
He looked up at me and very seriously said...
"President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House and
if he sees his shadow we will have 2 more years of unemployment"
President Obama is down south courting red
states voters by touring schools. At a 6th grade class in North Carolina, the
President asks the children if they know the difference between a recession and
One little girl raises her hand. "My daddy
says if the neighbor loses his job, its a recession, but if my daddy loses his
job its a depression."
President Obama smiles at the little girl's
answer, until she finishes..."and if you lose your job, Mr. President, my
daddy says that's a recovery."
An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist
walk into a bar...
The bartender says, “What can I get you, Mr.
It’s hard to describe in one sentence the Obama
legacy so far. What with earning a Nobel Peace Prize, getting U.S. troops out
of Iraq and Afghanistan, closing Guantanamo Bay, trying terrorists in Federal
Courts on U.S. soil, stopping the influx of illegal aliens, creating jobs,
lowering the deficit, balancing the budget and cutting the cost of medical
treatment while insuring the masses.
Some critics have asked the difference between Obama's
accomplishments and a car battery.
A car battery has a positive side.
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