More about the Demon-rats and their escapades!
campaigner for Obama was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year
after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the
hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests,
the center's director told him that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the campaigner said.
"But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director
replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand
dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a
corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democratic
politicians brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce
of a Democrats brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director
asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was
jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our
flag symbolizes our taxes,” the man said. “We get red when we talk about them,
white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.” “That’s the same
with us, the American said, “only we see stars, too.”
Philosophy: If it ain't broke, Tax it and fix it 'till it is!!
Three contractors are bidding to
fix a broken fence at the White house in Washington, one from Chicago Illinois,
and another from New York, and the third from D.C. They go with an Obama White
house official to examine the fence.
The Chicago contractor takes out a tape measure
and does some Measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for
materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The New York contractor also does some measuring
and figuring, and then says I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials,
$300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The D.C. contractor doesn't measure or figure, but
leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't
even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high
The D.C. contractor whispers back, "$500. for
me, $500. for you, $1,000. to your bosses re-election campaign, and we hire the
guy from New York to fix the fence."