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Miserable Valentine's Day Products: Which is the Worst?

Chole 2011/02/07 23:17:58
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Hungry Man TV Dinner for One
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Hungry Man TV Dinner for One

Nothing says miserable like a heart-shaped meatloaf and pink mashed potatoes. For one.
  1. Rocky Road Ice Cream

    Rocky Road Ice Cream

    Aside from the fact that the ice cream flavor is "rocky road," this tub o' sadness comes with a free coupon for "Dirty Dancing!" So grab a spoon, sit on the couch and feel miserable.

  2. Kleenex

    Kleenex

    Wipe those tears away with Valentine's Day Kleenex! It's twice as strong as regular Kleenex...because you're going to be crying a lot.

  3. Pigs In a Blanket

    Pigs In a Blanket

    Have all 12 hot dogs all to yourself! After all, is there anything else to look forward to on Valentine's Day?

  4. Fancy Feast Cat Food

    Fancy Feast Cat Food

    Because all single gals out there are cat ladies at heart...

  5. Hungry Man TV Dinner for One

    Hungry Man TV Dinner for One

    Nothing says miserable like a heart-shaped meatloaf and pink mashed potatoes. For one.

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Oh my god. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. These products are the saddest things I've seen in a long time. Who would buy these?!?!

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  • Melizmatic 2011/02/07 23:46:56
    Heart-Shaped Meatloaf
    Melizmatic
    +4
    Meatloaf. (Ugh.)

    In the shape of a heart. (Meh.)

    With mashed potato substitute, which has red food dye added to it. (Gags.)

    shape heart meh mashed potato substitute red food dye gags

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  • fdmcerberus 2011/03/06 01:20:27
    Cat Lady Cat Food
    fdmcerberus
    Unless your girlfriend likes to eat catfood, this is the worst. I can also tell you from experience that giving your girlfriend a self cleaning litterbox doesn't go over well either. Live and learn.
  • fdmcerb... fdmcerb... 2011/03/06 01:22:18
    fdmcerberus
    I just realized why my girlfriend was mad at me about three weeks ago.
  • abycinnamon BN-1 2011/02/08 23:22:10
    Cat Lady Cat Food
    abycinnamon BN-1
    Cats love you no matter what - but generally ignoring valentines day is the best strategy.
  • Bay 2011/02/08 22:59:30
    Cat Lady Cat Food
    Bay
    these are all fake, but hilarious.
  • sarastaq 2011/02/08 21:40:30
    Double Absorbant Kleenex
    sarastaq
    "Also great for other kinds of messes"

    LMAO. All I crudely pictured was a dude crying into his heart tissues, and than "consoling" himself later with heart tissues....too much! ahahah
  • mmblu24242 2011/02/08 20:31:56
    Rocky Road Ice Cream + Movie Coupon
    mmblu24242
    its stuff like this tht makes me sad tht im 14 and nevr kissed anyone ...
  • Bay mmblu24242 2011/02/08 23:00:01
    Bay
    so go out and do some kissin!
  • ScrooBi... mmblu24242 2011/02/09 11:43:43
    ScrooBius pip
    love your pic i got skullcandy earphones :)
  • mmblu24242 ScrooBi... 2011/02/11 22:34:41
    mmblu24242
    +1
    thnx :) alot of people like my icon.
  • Zazzy 2011/02/08 20:19:11
    Heart-Shaped Meatloaf
    Zazzy
    where's the love for the animals?
  • cinbadl 2011/02/08 19:38:49
  • Catherine 2011/02/08 19:23:28
    Double Absorbant Kleenex
    Catherine
    +2
    Lol, 2 as strong as regular tissues, and great for other kinds of messes ;)
  • Stella Bella 2011/02/08 18:49:22
    Heart-Shaped Meatloaf
    Stella Bella
    With my 2nd choice being the cat food. The label kind of reinforces the whole lonely crazy cat lady thing.
    choice cat food label reinforces lonely crazy cat lady crazy cat lady
  • XAnnaX 2011/02/08 18:36:14
    Cat Lady Cat Food
    XAnnaX
    the cat food was kinda depressing.
  • BJ 2011/02/08 18:31:03
    Heart-Shaped Meatloaf
    BJ
    Ha, love that cat food says "let your cat know he's the only man in your life" & Seriously they actually make 4+POUNDS "Individual" Hungry Man meals?! Could get sick thinking bout it (& I like some of their stuff)
  • JamesCampbell 2011/02/08 17:59:35 (edited)
    Heart-Shaped Meatloaf
    JamesCampbell
    Damn, now I want a Hungry man dinner and the 200% of myt daily choloesterol and sodium that comes with it http://images.businessweek.co...
  • Skittles 2011/02/08 17:49:56
    Skittles
    +2
    oh my... whats next stupid valentines day food
  • Stella ... Skittles 2011/02/08 18:50:20
    Stella Bella
    Geez..............
  • iheart94 2011/02/08 17:06:20
    Rocky Road Ice Cream + Movie Coupon
    iheart94
    At least that give you the spoon unlike mcdonalds 99% of the time lol
  • Sheena Bay 2011/02/08 16:13:20
    Heart-Shaped Meatloaf
    Sheena Bay
    ??? what is this obsession of being lonely on Valentines Day? I don't understand why being alone is always shown as something bad. Especially on this specific day
  • JamesCa... Sheena Bay 2011/02/08 17:58:06
    JamesCampbell
    people easily led to adhere to social convention...I never got into Valentines Day
  • Zazzy Sheena Bay 2011/02/08 20:22:24
    Zazzy
    It's great when you want it, but really depressing if you realise you don't have a choice!!!
  • Stealthy 2011/02/08 10:53:14
    Heart-Shaped Meatloaf
    Stealthy
    +1
    Why would you wanna eat pink mashed potatoes?
  • Moondog660 2011/02/08 09:53:50
    Double Absorbant Kleenex
    Moondog660
    +3
    Coolest. Thing. EVAR!!!
    I often find myself in need of double absorbant kleenex when I make a mess... All over myself. lol
    But remember kiddies...

    coolest evar double absorbant kleenex mess lol remember kiddies
  • sarastaq Moondog660 2011/02/08 21:41:40
    sarastaq
    AHAHAHAHA!!! That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long, long time.
  • 12345678910 2011/02/08 07:46:57
    Double Absorbant Kleenex
    12345678910
    +1
    The Kleenex is just cold as hell. Wish I could really buy I box. I'd totally send it to the person I'm thinking of at the moment. She'd deserve it.

    kleenex cold buy box totally send person thinking deserve smiling devil
  • BN-0 2011/02/08 07:36:32
    Rocky Road Ice Cream + Movie Coupon
    BN-0
    This is for real? Lol.
  • MOMMA THOMAS 2011/02/08 06:59:53
    Heart-Shaped Meatloaf
    MOMMA THOMAS
    .....NEEDED AN "ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE CHEAP, NASTY, OR LAME" CHOICE!
  • Tits ISHBAHFF McGee 2011/02/08 06:30:53
    Rocky Road Ice Cream + Movie Coupon
    Tits ISHBAHFF McGee
    +1
    any food that is actually bad for your heart and the arteries has got to be the worst.

    Nothing like saying " i love you, eat this, get fat and die from a blockage" year after year.
  • Char. Limit 2011/02/08 06:07:53
    Double Absorbant Kleenex
    Char. Limit
    +2
    What sort of "other kind of messes" do they mean, I wonder...
  • Leo Char. L... 2011/02/08 15:49:23
    Leo
    Good one.
  • jammiechris 2011/02/08 05:59:45
  • abrowlspecialbrowl 2011/02/08 05:55:40
    Cat Lady Cat Food
    abrowlspecialbrowl
    in dyin here! bwahaha
  • Elmo~WAWU~Bn-2~ 2011/02/08 05:50:42
    Heart-Shaped Meatloaf
    Elmo~WAWU~Bn-2~
    I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry either. Honestly, people should go out and get themselves a guy/girl. It's not that bloody difficult.
  • Just Jenn for Now 2011/02/08 04:42:56
    Cat Lady Cat Food
    Just Jenn for Now
    +1
    Because, you know... cat food is something EVERYONE asks for on Valentines Day! I find it hilarious that it's considered a "Valentines formula" because it has 50% more BEEF HEARTS. WTF???
  • All-American Bitch 2011/02/08 04:35:21
    Heart-Shaped Meatloaf
    All-American Bitch
    +1
    Pink mashed potatoes?????????
  • In vino veritas 2011/02/08 04:19:41
    Cat Lady Cat Food
    In vino veritas
    Thats where you'll find me someones gotta do it............ someones gotta feeding feral cats
  • Rebecca 2011/02/08 02:46:29 (edited)
    Cat Lady Cat Food
    Rebecca
    +1
    Like my cats know it's Valentines Day, and beef hearts...I don't think so. cats valentines beef hearts valentines day cata
  • Shawna 2011/02/08 02:40:56
    Rocky Road Ice Cream + Movie Coupon
    Shawna
    +1
    I don't want flowers and chocolate.......I don't buy into Valentine's Day anyhow. I want a guy who gives me real romance whatever the day. But if I'm getting myself a treat, ice cream and a movie sound great!
  • Errol Park 2011/02/08 01:59:19
    Heart-Shaped Meatloaf
    Errol Park
    +1
    4+ lbs. of food for just one person? Given the quality of the food found in T.V. dinners, that'll make a person more miserable than being alone on Valentine's Day. Then of course, there's the fact that the mashed potatoes are friggin' pink. That can't be safe.

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