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Mexican Words of the Day! [JOKE]

**Bessie** 2010/11/17 14:39:07
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Mexican Words Of Th e Day



The teacher told Pepito to use the Following words in a sentence:



1. *Cheese*


Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.




2. *Mushroom*


When all my family get in the car


There's not mushroom.




3. *Shoulder*


My fren wants 2 become a citizen,


But che didn't know how to read,


So I, shoulder.



4. * Texas *


When I'm not home,


My fren always Texas me,


Che wonders where I am!



5. *Herpes*


Me and my fren ordered pizza.


I got mine piece


Then che got herpes.




6. *July*


Ju told me ju were going to tha store


But ju went to see sum guy,


July to me! Julyer!



7. *Rectum*


I had 2 cars


But my wife rectum!



8. *Chicken*


I was going to go to the store with my wife


But che said chicken go herself.



9. *Wheelchair*


We only have one enchilada left


But don't worry wheelchair



10. *Chicken* *wing*


My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.



11. *Harassment*


My wife caught me in bed with another women.


I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.



12. *Bishop*


My wife fell down the stair


So I had to pick the bishop.




13. *Body wash*


I want to go to the club


But no body wash my kids.



14. *Budweiser*


That women has a nice body,


Budweiser face so ugly?






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