MERRY CHRISTmas,to all the SODA LIBS AND ATHEISTS,CHRIST REIGNS
Two Coffees in Heaven!
Having arrived at the Gates of
Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No my son, I am St. Peter;
Mohammed is higher up.'
Peter then points to a ladder that
rises up, into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter,
Obama climbs the ladder in great strides; He
climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room
where he meets another bearded
He again asks: 'Are you Mohammed?'
'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;
Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full
he climbs the ladder yet again.
He discovers a larger room where he meets an
angelic looking man with a trim beard;
Full of hope, he asks again,
'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Jesus, the Christ;
you will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than
Man, oh man: Obama can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he reaches an even
where he meets this truly magnificent looking man
with a silver-white beard and once again repeats his
'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now,
totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son, I am Almighty God,
the Alpha and the Omega;
But you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee?'
Obama says, 'Yes, please!'
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands,
and yells out: "Yo, Mohammed, two coffees!"
Keep your trust in God:
Your president is an
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