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BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/12/23 23:04:43
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I received this from a very dear friend and fellow sodahead, GET USEDTO IT!!


Two Coffees in Heaven!



Having arrived at the Gates of
Heaven,


Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.


'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.


'No my son, I am St. Peter;
Mohammed is higher up.'


Peter then points to a ladder that
rises up, into the clouds.





Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter,


Obama climbs the ladder in great strides; He


climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room


where he meets another bearded
man.




He again asks: 'Are you Mohammed?'


'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;


Mohammed is higher still.'





Exhausted, but with a heart full
of joy


he climbs the ladder yet again.




He discovers a larger room where he meets an


angelic looking man with a trim beard;


Full of hope, he asks again,


'Are you Mohammed?'




'No, I am Jesus, the Christ;


you will find Mohammed higher up.'





Mohammed higher than
Jesus!


Man, oh man: Obama can hardly contain his


delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.




Once again, he reaches an even
larger room,


where he meets this truly magnificent looking man


with a silver-white beard and once again repeats his
question:




'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now,


totally out of breath from all his climbing.


'No, my son, I am Almighty God,
the Alpha and the Omega;


But you look exhausted.


Would you like a cup of coffee?'




Obama says, 'Yes, please!'



As God looks behind him, he claps his hands,


and yells out: "Yo, Mohammed, two coffees!"





Keep your trust in God:


Your president is an
Idiot!




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  • kenc.63 2013/01/16 16:41:35
  • zeldamaster17~平和 2012/12/26 22:52:44
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    +1
    You may take orders from fictitious characters, but I don't. However, merry christmas.
  • sundance 2012/12/26 10:00:40
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    sundance
    So... That was your dear friends idea of humor? Have you ever heard the old say, "your are often judged by the company that you keep"? Well, your friend has all the humor, wit and well honed, finely edged intelligence, of a biscuit.... Just a thought...
  • "Abe" 2012/12/26 01:47:47
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    Guaranteed - Mohammed ain't serving coffee for God or anyone else in Heaven. IMHO

    where s Mohammed

    (Trying to find his 42 virgins in Hell?)
  • RED DAWN 2012/12/25 15:42:52
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  • TheTruth1313 2012/12/25 07:56:31
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    And Merry Christmas to you and yours as well my friend:-)
  • Oaces_boss_yo® 2012/12/25 07:51:12
  • princess 2012/12/25 06:27:48
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS to you my friend.........
    silver Merry Christmas
    Holy Christmas
  • Car1u5~PWCM~JLA 2012/12/25 01:46:07
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    I am not an athiest or a christian but merry christmas to you too.
  • Dwight 2012/12/24 15:59:15
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  • Boris Badinov 2012/12/24 13:08:47
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    I think he'd have to run them up from Hell's kitchen...
  • hasher 2012/12/24 12:29:05
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    thank you recon and the same to you but im a fellow conservative so of course i believe in CHRISTmas as well. but you know there are some libertarians who are also atheists too.
  • painted desert 2012/12/24 07:09:52
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    Maybe you will get a brain for Christmas, nah, you haven't been a very nice person.
  • prayer warrior 2012/12/24 06:14:42
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    I think that you don't understand the true meaning of Christianity or that some jokes are not funny. Then again you probably don't realize that in the bible the Arabs were given a promise by God just as the Jews were. Do you realize that the Arabs are also sons of Abraham.
    God is also one of love and not hate.
  • Silas Jones 2012/12/24 06:02:52
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    So now people's religious and political views are spilling over into the Fun and Humor area? What a lame post.
  • David 2012/12/24 04:25:36 (edited)
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    The sad thing about this post is the failure to recognize that the Christ of Christmas is in fact the God of truth!

    Christ reigns, but those who persist in their lies face only the second death spoken of in Revelations 21:8

    "all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death".

    It is one thing to disagree about how best to resolve current financial difficulties coming from Republican or Democratic points of view, but still another to continue to claim that Obama is a Muslim which is a lie!

    By the way many Conservatives are atheists and quite a number of Liberals are Christians!

    I find a post which tries to politicize Christmas very sad indeed!

    As Christians we should be using Christmas as a time to reach out to others who are not, rather than using it as political tool with which to bash our political enemies.

    Please at Christmas at least give politics and lies a rest!
  • prayer ... David 2012/12/24 06:16:39
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    OFF WITH YOUR HEAD BUCCANEER!
    off with your head
  • STEELANGEL 凸 Metal Up 凸
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    Looks just like Nancy PelosiLooks just like Nancy Pelosi huh!
  • Jeff Smith STEELAN... 2012/12/25 15:08:05
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    Mini Pelosi
  • Biki~pwcm/potl~ 2012/12/24 02:32:47
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    your trying to get on Santas naughty list with this one. ;-)

    christmas
  • BUCCANE... Biki~pw... 2012/12/25 00:52:27
    BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA
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    YEP! employing the tactics of the enemy
  • wtw 2012/12/24 02:26:33
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    Merry Christmas to you!
  • templer003 2012/12/24 02:21:02
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    merry Christmas...
  • Cat 2012/12/24 01:53:30
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    Nice greeting, Very true too. But what a lame joke! :-P
    Don't quit your day job. XD
  • Red Branch 2012/12/24 01:44:50
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    Mo has been serving Satan for 1400 years.
  • Kidasha 2012/12/24 01:41:20
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    Merry Christmas to you too but my views on religion and politics won't change
  • HopelesslyDevoted 2012/12/24 01:29:00
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    I am an atheist and an Obama supporter.
    Thank you for pushing me even farther away from your religion with this incredibly insulting post.
  • painted... Hopeles... 2012/12/24 07:13:07
    painted desert
    Yet, this is a true Christian at his best. I agree with you.
  • David painted... 2012/12/24 17:02:50
    David
    I disagree with your statement that "this is a true Christian at his best"!
  • painted... David 2012/12/24 19:28:27
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    Yeah, this is a great statement for Christian love of mankind at it's best. Merry Christmas...who would write such a hateful "joke" and end it with "Your President is and Idiot"? That's why I said what I said. These are the RWNJ who carry a bible in one hand, and a gun in the other while screaming "Thou shalt not Kill".
  • BUCCANE... painted... 2012/12/24 21:52:35
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    And the lib mussie lovers with a koran in one hand and an airliner/bomb in the other
    silly bint
  • painted... BUCCANE... 2012/12/26 21:37:04
    painted desert
    So all liberals read the Koran now? Let's see some proof of this claim.
  • David painted... 2012/12/25 04:13:32
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    +1
    I am very disappointed with this post and have made that clear, it is not my wish to comment further on this!
  • David Hopeles... 2012/12/24 17:00:05
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    +1
    I am a Christian and an Obama supporter!

    The author of this post is not serving Christ, but rather undermines what Christ [the God of truth] stood for by perpetuating lies about someone he describes as [our idiot president]
  • Bronar 2012/12/24 01:25:20
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    I think a real Christian wouldn't tell in your face jokes that insult others, but hey, maybe as an atheist I've misjudged you Christians.
  • David Bronar 2012/12/24 17:21:21
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    I think you are spot on. Christ also made the distinction between those who claimed to be Christians and those who genuinely served the God of truth!

    "Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?’ 23 Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’" Matthew 7: 21-23
  • Mel 2012/12/24 01:25:11
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    Xmas is pagan. Live with it.
  • ReconMa... Mel 2012/12/24 01:49:21
  • Mel ReconMa... 2012/12/24 02:10:31
    Mel
    +2
    December 25 is NOT the birthday of Christ. *LOL Get over yourself

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