Great Post BUCC.....
And Yes...Keep the CHRIST, in Christmas.....
Great Job for Mohammed....lol~!!!
MERRY CHRISTmas,to all the SODA LIBS AND ATHEISTS,CHRIST REIGNS
BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA
2012/12/23 23:04:43
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I received this from a very dear friend and fellow sodahead, GET USEDTO IT!!
Two Coffees in Heaven!
Having arrived at the Gates of
Heaven,
Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No my son, I am St. Peter;
Mohammed is higher up.'
Peter then points to a ladder that
rises up, into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter,
Obama climbs the ladder in great strides; He
climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room
where he meets another bearded
man.
He again asks: 'Are you Mohammed?'
'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;
Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full
of joy
he climbs the ladder yet again.
He discovers a larger room where he meets an
angelic looking man with a trim beard;
Full of hope, he asks again,
'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Jesus, the Christ;
you will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than
Jesus!
Man, oh man: Obama can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he reaches an even
larger room,
where he meets this truly magnificent looking man
with a silver-white beard and once again repeats his
question:
'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now,
totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son, I am Almighty God,
the Alpha and the Omega;
But you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee?'
Obama says, 'Yes, please!'
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands,
and yells out: "Yo, Mohammed, two coffees!"
Keep your trust in God:
Your president is an
Idiot!
(Trying to find his 42 virgins in Hell?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?...
God is also one of love and not hate.
Christ reigns, but those who persist in their lies face only the second death spoken of in Revelations 21:8
"all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death".
It is one thing to disagree about how best to resolve current financial difficulties coming from Republican or Democratic points of view, but still another to continue to claim that Obama is a Muslim which is a lie!
By the way many Conservatives are atheists and quite a number of Liberals are Christians!
I find a post which tries to politicize Christmas very sad indeed!
As Christians we should be using Christmas as a time to reach out to others who are not, rather than using it as political tool with which to bash our political enemies.
Please at Christmas at least give politics and lies a rest!
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD BUCCANEER!
Don't quit your day job. XD
Thank you for pushing me even farther away from your religion with this incredibly insulting post.
silly bint
The author of this post is not serving Christ, but rather undermines what Christ [the God of truth] stood for by perpetuating lies about someone he describes as [our idiot president]
"Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?’ 23 Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’" Matthew 7: 21-23
YOU Live With It....