Menopause Jewelry
**Bessie**
2010/09/30 14:38:17
Menopause Jewelry
My husband was unhappy with my mood swings so he bought me a mood ring the other day so that he could monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fuc#ing red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.
Top Opinion
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tweety 2010/09/30 15:08:49
hahahhaha oh i love this one Bessie!!
He should have just bought a ring for her wine glass.
YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE!
AND HE WAS A
Glad to hear that Vicky!
Bessie, I think you've made me lose about five extra pounds this summer with all the laughing I've done. :)