Mama Mia!!!!!! Spaghetti LOL

by **StarzAbove** Posted 2012/07/11 21:56:47

Related Topics: Money, Lol, Baby, White, Italian, Pregnant, Marriage, Child, Wife, Husband, Home, mail, Italy, Honey, Sauce, Read

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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One
night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his
reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to
Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when
the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post
card and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin. One day, about nine months later, he
came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,' she said, 'You received a very strange
post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On
the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three, with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!!!

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~[Rachel Mariee]~ 2012/07/11 22:12:41

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Lol.....!
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ziad 2012/07/17 08:45:22

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That wonderful

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**Starz... to ziad 2012/07/17 14:16:37

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Thanks.

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ziad to **Starz... 2012/07/17 14:55:06

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**Starz... to ziad 2012/07/17 17:12:02

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Have a beautiful day, Ziad.

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carl 2012/07/17 02:03:47

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Now thatsa funny!

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Jerry 2012/07/13 05:19:57

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........... now, at this early time of the morning, You almost had me falling out of my computer chair.........laughing, very funny........ ;-) ..........

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**Starz... to Jerry 2012/07/13 15:51:14

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lol Glad you liked it.

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Jerry to **Starz... 2012/07/14 05:47:23

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............ I have to watch the act of falling out of this particular chair, it's on casters ....... ;-)
I might take a real tumble.........

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beach bum 2012/07/12 03:53:13

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lolz

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**Starz... to beach bum 2012/07/12 15:24:01

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lol glad you enjoyed it. lol

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Lorax 2012/07/12 02:19:29

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**Starz... to Lorax 2012/07/12 15:24:07

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lol glad you enjoyed it. lol

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beachbum 2012/07/12 01:28:38

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Cute

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**Starz... to beachbum 2012/07/12 15:24:22

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Thanks for commenting.

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RayG 2012/07/12 01:08:27

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No fair....I just hurt myself laughing

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**Starz... to RayG 2012/07/12 15:23:44

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lol glad you enjoyed it. lol

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littlebuffalo55TBA 2012/07/12 00:57:48

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LMAOff! That's more than this guy ever gave ya!

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CAROLYN NTARWNJBS 2012/07/12 00:39:09

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Lol!

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**Starz... to CAROLYN... 2012/07/12 00:41:54

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Glad you liked it. lol

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Sister Jean 2012/07/11 23:28:17

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**Starz... to Sister ... 2012/07/11 23:38:30

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Glad you liked it Sister. lol

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Wanderer 2012/07/11 22:23:51

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ROTFL.!!

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**Starz... to Wanderer 2012/07/11 22:50:49 (edited)

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Glad you enjoyed it.....(guy with the great avatar)! lol

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Wanderer to **Starz... 2012/07/11 23:03:47

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Hehe!! I do love a good chuckle...(nice eyes....ie: your avatar) lol ;)

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**Starz... to Wanderer 2012/07/11 23:11:12

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Thanks, hon! We need more laughter around here, don't we? Sometimes it's just way too serious.

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Wanderer to **Starz... 2012/07/11 23:22:21

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Sheesh.!! How very very true....:)

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**Starz... to Wanderer 2012/07/11 23:26:21

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Glad you agree! lol

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Wanderer to **Starz... 2012/07/11 23:30:02

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Hehehe......I love them gifs ;D LOL

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**Starz... to Wanderer 2012/07/11 23:39:28

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Wanderer to **Starz... 2012/07/11 23:41:45

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Lolz....sure beats being called a turd and a suck-up !! :)

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**Starz... to Wanderer 2012/07/12 00:09:00

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People call you those foul names? Wow.....I've been called some not-so-nice names, but nothing that bad.

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Wanderer to **Starz... 2012/07/12 00:51:06

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and that was from a friend...it was supposed to be funny but I'm not amused. I've spent a great deal of time getting to know them and helping them and it worrys me that they say things like that.
It's very confusing...

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**Starz... to Wanderer 2012/07/12 00:54:23

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With friends like that, who needs enemies. That's terrible.

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Wanderer to **Starz... 2012/07/12 01:35:30

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Lol...I'm thick skinned. I'll live.....thanks for listening :)

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**Starz... to Wanderer 2012/07/17 02:24:35

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You have to be thick skinned around here, or you they'll skin you alive. lol

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Wanderer to **Starz... 2012/07/17 08:37:21

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Like a rhinocerous......except for my nose! Lol ;):)

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**Starz... to Wanderer 2012/07/17 14:17:25

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hahahaha, better keep your nose covered then, or they'll go after it. lol

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Wanderer to **Starz... 2012/07/17 22:45:23

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I'll be ok....I don't like going into political debates and keep my nose out of it...lol :)

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**Starz... to Wanderer 2012/07/18 00:13:22

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You're a very wise person. Those political sites can get brutal. I know, I get beat on every day. lol lol

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Wanderer to **Starz... 2012/07/18 05:45:31

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My knowledge of politics is minimal at best and the situation in the US is way beyond my understanding.
I've seen what goes on in the politics pages.....good luck with that,you're welcome to it. Lol

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