SodaHeadlines Entertainment Living Fun & Humor games sports music fashion News & Politics Leaderboard

Males: What's it like being a guy?

by 666_Maggots~PassionForGlory BN-1 Posted 2012/07/11 02:50:55

Read all 20 opinions

Vision of Verve 2012/07/11 02:51:56

+3
moderated...
>> See Replies

More polls by 666_Maggots~PassionForGlory BN-1

dale.wheatley2 2012/07/12 10:38:47

+1
im proud to be a male we dont have to go thru the crap you women do

reply
John Duffee 2012/07/12 07:04:14

+1
There's external genitalia that are always there so long as nothing untoward happens.

That is most of it. The constant low level reminder of this fact until it becomes so much white noise most men don't even realize they're feeling it until they're actively reminded.

reply
Qwik619 2012/07/12 04:17:36

+1
you get a penis... that's kinda nice.

reply
Piwan 2012/07/11 14:18:29

+1
It is okay, but we have our own issues, like trying to figure out women, LOL!

reply
Katfish 2012/07/11 13:46:01

+1
Burdensome to lug around this giant tool that the women are secretly jealous about:

Thought it was going to be something else?

reply
Beat Magnum True Hero 2012/07/11 13:41:01

+2
It's so much easier to take a piss.

reply
BlackwinterG36C 2012/07/11 08:39:24

+1
You have sexual urges and thoughts 80% of the time. You want to have sex and kill things. "Life ain't nothin but bitches and money". If its not sex or violence its just filler to us. Watch Conan the Barbarian you will understand men.

reply
beach bum 2012/07/11 08:17:29

+2
we look for one of these....lolz

reply
dustin.oubre 2012/07/11 05:01:41
The One 2012/07/11 03:22:36

+1
Sweet!

reply
Dan 2012/07/11 03:20:58

+1
I'm a guy and I'm just me.
And I like being me.

reply
The River Rat 2012/07/11 03:09:42

+1
The big difference is we can pee standing up!

reply
katywon 2012/07/11 03:03:24

+1
Guys just need a little more care
taking than girls and they need more attention always.

reply
Party of One 2012/07/11 03:03:10

+1
Because of a few outright s***wads and cocky alphas, the rest of us aren't trusted as much as we deserve, seriously...old news there, though. We're expected to be some kind of mega lover at the drop of a hat and it doesn't work that way. some women/girls have an old school image of us that if we're not providing the income, we're worthless...I've never gotten that but whatever. I'm too tired to think of anything else...maybe that's another fault in being a male...always tired, lol :)

reply
SebaTheSociallyAwkwardPenguin 2012/07/11 02:56:20

+1
to me it has its ups and downs

reply
TheCouchF*cker 2012/07/11 02:53:23

+1
It's like being better than women.

reply
Staind_wolf94 2012/07/11 02:52:00

+1
meh. nothin special

reply
Vision of Verve 2012/07/11 02:51:56
Party o... to Vision ... 2012/07/11 03:04:09

+2
LOL

reply
gone i guess 2012/07/11 02:51:41

+1
am a dick sick cute guy

reply

Fun

2013/05/19 12:24:45

Hot Questions on SodaHead

More Hot Questions

More Community More Originals