LOOK > Weird Fortune Cookies: LOL or WTH?

by pixieGAL Posted 2011/10/25 00:53:05

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	LOL	116 votes	86%
	WTH	19 votes	14%

These have got to be some of the weirdest fortune cookies I've ever seen...Share your weird fortune cookie finds...either real or a pic u found online :)

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Sakura11247 2011/10/25 22:27:00

LOL

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audrey 2012/03/11 01:04:53

LOL

i got one that said, " What is right? How do you define right? What about left?"
lmao

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KC_FCF 2011/10/31 20:19:24

LOL

check out these fortune cookies from VAT19 :: http://www.vat19.com/dvds/unf...

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ducktape 2011/10/26 23:53:50

LOL

- errrrm!?

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Ashlyna A. Albright 2011/10/26 18:56:05

LOL

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LOL

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melody_K 2011/10/26 15:21:55

LOL

Imagine the awesome fortune cookies this Chinese restaurant in Southie could have:

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Lonna121593 2011/10/26 14:53:04

LOL

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i got one once saying "she is going to say no return the ring". i couldnt stop laughing.

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dogs voice 2011/10/26 13:42:15

LOL

They're just for fun. LOL w/them!

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cotty coo 2011/10/26 13:36:57
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jimbo999 2011/10/26 12:37:51

LOL

Fortunes for the wealthy.

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☠Błéêd įt øút☠ 2011/10/26 12:06:57 (edited)

LOL

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missy 2011/10/26 08:47:40

LOL

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KogaFAN101 2011/10/26 08:34:26

LOL

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i love fortune cookies, whether they make sense or none at all (^-^)/ if only i could get one like those

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HBO 2011/10/26 06:40:10

LOL

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A lot more interesting than the usual fortunes. I think they're funny. I would like to find one someday. But you can make any fortune funny by adding "...in bed." to the end.

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Juliet Alyssa 2011/10/26 03:48:13

LOL

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The funniest fortune cookie I ever read said:

Fortune not found. Abort, Retry, Ignore?

I loved it! Especially since I got the reference to MS-DOS. Happiness!

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BreakingThrough 2011/10/26 02:10:28

WTH

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The weirdest fortune cookie I ever got was about a year ago and it say. "K.M.S. Keep Mouth Shut. The Golden Rule."

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2226693 to Breakin... 2011/10/26 12:52:48
Time For Destruction! 2011/10/26 01:55:30

WTH

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Not really that funny

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PiE:) 2011/10/26 00:49:30

LOL

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Shadow 2011/10/26 00:32:38

LOL

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❦TigerSound❦ 2011/10/26 00:24:15

LOL

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SmithBandit 2011/10/25 23:38:42

LOL

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Devin P... to SmithBa... 2011/10/26 05:36:28

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LOL

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SmithBa... to Devin P... 2011/10/26 20:46:59

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hahaha

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im your nightmare 2011/10/25 23:23:46

LOL

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prettyinpink 2011/10/25 23:07:57

LOL

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Sakura11247 2011/10/25 22:27:00

LOL

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James to Sakura1... 2011/10/25 23:46:54

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Now that's a fortune (bad as is it)!

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Sakura1... to James 2011/10/26 00:52:50

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This is like every girl's nightmare cookie.. Lol x3

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DFA 2011/10/25 22:12:05

WTH

I could think of better ones.

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Burning Bright Embers 2011/10/25 21:57:51

LOL

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Burning... to Burning... 2011/10/25 22:04:08

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beck 2011/10/25 21:41:38 (edited)

LOL

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who doesnt want to recieve a weird little message that makes no sense at all?!?

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Lelia 2011/10/25 21:25:24
Elz 2011/10/25 21:08:30

WTH

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these cannot be real.

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Dawn 2011/10/25 21:06:15

LOL

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I once got a fortune cookie that said : You are about to get poorer. 11.95 poorer to be exact. (6.95 if you had the buffet.)

Or something like that. I have it at home on my fridge.

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Lerro DeHazel 2011/10/25 20:27:27

WTH

In the Blue is for Boys and Pink is for Girls Fortune Cookies, I received "You are hung like a stud horse!" . . . And it was pretty close . . . Indeed. I used to carry that Fortune around with me in my wallet but I somehow lost it when I moved some of my cards and pics around, or some such.

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renne 2011/10/25 20:19:58

LOL

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Strangest one i ever got was "Someone is wacthing you from afar"

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H@zel 2011/10/25 20:05:27

LOL

They give you a laugh :) Tons of fun!

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