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by Pamela Posted 2011/10/14 23:12:29

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I've written (and read) a lot of college papers and this is, by far, the best abstract (or introduction) I've ever seen.

best abstract ever

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misha 2011/10/16 18:13:07

LOL

+5
Q. How am I just like a neutrino? A. We're both constantly penetrating your mom. hahaha
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somekindofgurl 2011/10/17 23:21:31

LOL

what the hell does this mean? neutrino , quantum.....

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Hell Yeah! 2011/10/17 20:41:14

LOL

I have just graded it and it's an F. He or she can't even write an original title. Also this was copied from a paper I did 20 years ago. Where are the cops when you need them?

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Bulbasaurus Rex. 2011/10/17 19:44:02

LOL

Lol wow :)

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Anonymous 2011/10/17 19:42:09

LOL

Haha that's great.

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MercuryZero 2011/10/17 18:23:19

LOL

I DONT GET IT ALL!!! XD

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pepper5419 2011/10/17 18:05:33

LOL

Yeah,I was going to ask if anyone else read it too.The best paper I wrote was in high school before Nixon was impeached on why he should of been.

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Master 2011/10/17 17:10:08

No

The title make it clear they do not believe the neutrinos move faster than light-speed. The abstract is reasonable.
"Multi-statistical regression of 1.22E+06 data points give probability less than 1.0E-15 of the hypothetical cause being correct" might sound more scientific, but "probably not" is just as good, and much easier to understand!

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Tucker 2011/10/17 13:54:10

LOL

+1

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Thank you but no... 2011/10/17 12:29:10

No

+2
This isn't a college paper.

Also, not until we see the paper itself, rather than just the abstract.

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mrdog 2011/10/17 08:32:10

No

+1
Chicken was first...bark

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Little Miss Naughty<3 2011/10/17 03:19:39

Yes

I need to try that

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Mecynogea 2011/10/17 02:46:48

LOL

+1
It doesn't make any sense.
xD

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Seiryuu 2011/10/16 20:12:30

LOL

Not too sure that it can be considered an abstract though...

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lurx: the soda jerk 2011/10/16 19:57:59

Yes

+1
Pure genius.

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Keen Tojones 2011/10/16 19:44:52

LOL

Very Terse.

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misha 2011/10/16 18:13:07

LOL

+5
Q. How am I just like a neutrino? A. We're both constantly penetrating your mom. hahaha

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Charles E 2011/10/16 17:01:24

Yes

Definitely one of if not the best. LMAO

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Mark In Irvine 2011/10/16 15:43:15

LOL

+1
this is an "abstract" ... not the entire paper ,,,

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DS in Oak Ridge NC 2011/10/16 15:29:04 (edited)

LOL

+1
They certainly cut to the chase quickly... which is totally appropriate since the topic was really about particles that appeared to move faster than the speed of light, violating both a key part of Einstein's Theorems, and North Carolina DMV Speed Limit Regulations. LOL

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♌βļąƈʞƦơșƐ3033♌ 2011/10/16 15:02:06

Yes

+1
Short and to the point. Perfection!!

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««zamboni»»Hellsoldier-BN0 2011/10/16 11:40:40

LOL

+1
The kind of Paper's I'll introduce in the future.

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Jesus Freak and proud of it 2011/10/16 10:21:49

LOL

lololol

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I Wish I Were A Skywalker..... 2011/10/16 08:31:06

No

Question:

What is Bravery?

Answer:

This is.

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James 2011/10/16 06:13:45

Yes

Brief and succinct.

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Anna E 2011/10/15 22:13:57

LOL

+1
Cute answer.

Seriously there seem to be issues with causality here, not to mention that you'd require a really weird version of relativistic quantum field theory to keep everything in the universe from instantly exploding in a burst of tachyons.

hehehe I just read a little bit of stuff.

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Freedom.Must.Be.Flattering 2011/10/15 21:24:35

Yes

+1
Duh! But he probably made an... I don't know.... F.

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Gone 2011/10/15 20:58:46
Bailey 2011/10/15 19:33:33
Gimmedap 2011/10/15 18:26:05

LOL

Awesome!

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Melody P. McKnight 2011/10/15 18:17:01

LOL

+2
First I was like what?
Then I was like Wait a min
The. I was lIKE LOLOLOL

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David (oYo) 2011/10/15 16:45:57

No

+3
I doubt it.

As one clever bugger wrote on the wall of a London Tube Station once:

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle probably rules.

This is so clever because it combines a football (soccer) chant eg Tottenham Hotspur Rule ok! with a scientific theorem.

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Açorda 2011/10/15 16:26:02

LOL

+1
Probably not.

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Florence Doucet 2011/10/15 13:25:26

LOL

+1
Certainly not the best college paper I have seen, but it was amusing.

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Elmo~WAWU~Bn-2~ 2011/10/15 11:57:50

LOL

+1
Cluueless...

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David (... to Elmo~WA... 2011/10/15 16:47:32

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Oh I see you've got time to answer this but not write to me. What did you do slip out of the wedding for five minutes.

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Elmo~WA... to David (... 2011/10/16 06:58:03

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T'was right before I left for the wedding, actually.

Replying to you takes half an hour. You'd have gotten boring, rushed comments which would just bug you. Take a chill pill.

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David (... to Elmo~WA... 2011/10/16 08:27:32

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Right ho darling. Chill pill inbibed or whatever.

Anyway whose wedding was it?

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Elmo~WA... to David (... 2011/10/16 10:29:48

+1
Family friends.

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David (... to Elmo~WA... 2011/10/16 11:17:12

What in Tenby?

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Elmo~WA... to David (... 2011/10/16 11:21:43

+1
No.

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