Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democratic

Gracie ~Gun Totin' Gracie~ 2010/09/28 04:11:08
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That says it all eh?
Just goes to show,,,they don't have an ahzz to sit on.
We  can see November from my house!
I think.....
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But This list is not it!
The Top Ten list that you WON'T see on Letterman -

When your
friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list.

maybe they can then pick their reason.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon
of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I

8. I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will
rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten
years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions
of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates

4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security

3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the
rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see

2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never
get their agendas past the voters.

Aw never mind. I'll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns, and you can just
keep the Change.

Get out
and vote November 2nd, 2010

ill freedom god guns change vote november 2nd 2010 nbsp

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  • Jon N Florida 2014/02/21 03:28:47
  • SouthernB 2011/03/27 04:28:21
    That says it all eh?
    Love it.
  • Gracie ... SouthernB 2011/04/03 20:16:06
    Gracie ~Gun Totin' Gracie~
    It summed er' all up eh? lol
  • SouthernB Gracie ... 2011/04/04 01:10:07
    Well, let's say it got a good start. ;)
  • Gracie ... SouthernB 2011/04/04 01:11:11
    Gracie ~Gun Totin' Gracie~
    True lol.
  • Andrew 2010/09/29 23:10:23
    I think.....
    Letterman is a jerk. And that top ten reason to vote democrat list really says the truth about what people like Obama want.
  • bluejacket 2010/09/29 05:04:50
    I think.....
    Democrats don't let the Republicans throw you out.

    Get out and vote on November 3rd!
  • zbacku 2010/09/29 03:07:18
    We can see November from my house!
    2010 is just the stepping stone to 2012.
  • Quazimoto 2010/09/28 23:33:06
    I think.....
    Letterman is, really, the perfect liberal. An arrogant, lying, cheating scumbag with no morals. The type who can ridicule a family like the Palins who are trying to deal with the unwed pregnancy of a daughter and make sexual jokes of a minor. Letterman has over the years ridiculed many for peccadilloes he himself was committing.
  • Gracie - Proud Conservative 2010/09/28 21:37:01
    We can see November from my house!
    Gracie - Proud Conservative
    You know how much I'm looking forward to it!

  • Gracie ... Gracie ... 2010/09/30 08:19:10
  • Jackie 2010/09/28 21:29:11 (edited)
    That says it all eh?
    No this list is true so it will never be on Letterman . The show Hillary goes on because he lets it be entirely scripted first. Even the laughs and pretend impromto moments. And of course a stacked dem friendly audience. She will not appear otherwise. Sad thing is some young people think he gives real information. Instead of twisted and contorting the facts to joke about.
  • none 2010/09/28 21:17:16
    That says it all eh?
    Democrats may read these but as usual they probably won't get it.
  • Tombo 2010/09/28 20:34:58 (edited)
    I think.....
    I think if we don't vote the bums out in November and the Thugocracy out in 2012, this place is going to be Leningrad. vote bums november thugocracy 2012 leningrad vote bums november thugocracy 2012 leningrad
  • Pyromaniac 2010/09/28 19:46:32
    That says it all eh?
    #5(abortion) is the main reason I vote republican
  • jimih67 2010/09/28 16:58:02
    That says it all eh?
    You're right... lefty loony Letterman would never put that list on his show. Great list.
  • MBTOMP 2010/09/28 16:35:49
    That says it all eh?
    Amen and More. LOL. I'm Voting.
  • Heffeweizen 2010/09/28 16:27:25
    That says it all eh?
    That about covers it!
  • Frank 2010/09/28 16:10:53
    I think.....
    I voted Democrat cause I wanted my check from the Government. Oh, wait a minute it hasn't come yet.....
  • Gracie ... Frank 2010/09/28 17:17:39
  • ronbo51 2010/09/28 15:29:33
    I think.....
    he must see a ship sinking WITH THE DEMOCRATS ON IT!? eh?
  • USA 2010/09/28 15:06:35
    That says it all eh?
    And it really does!!!
  • Billyk75 2010/09/28 14:54:24
    I think.....
    I guess Dave is trying to get a new audience.
  • Dogzebra~PWCM~JLA 2010/09/28 14:17:35
    We can see November from my house!
  • Artist~PWCM~ 2010/09/28 13:43:36
    We can see November from my house!
    And I can hardly wait! Pretty much says it all....
  • BadDog 2010/09/28 13:35:18
    I think.....
    "I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion "
    because those babies could have grown up to be soldiers and fight and die "for freedom"
    Demorats force us to cut back on wars.
    War is good. (cue: Battle Hymn of the Republic)
  • NidStyles BadDog 2010/09/29 19:07:11
    You're an insufferable one, not realizing that you can say that because a Soldier died to give you that Freedom.
  • BadDog NidStyles 2010/09/29 20:44:53
    they died strictly for revenge for bush and his daddy, the iraqis and sadam had nothing to do with 911.
    died strictly revenge bush daddy iraqis sadam 911
  • NidStyles BadDog 2010/09/29 20:54:10
    You're a fool if you really believe that. I expect you've never done anything for another person, and most certainly do not care to actually call yourself American. Your comment's are a disgrace to all of the Men and Women that have died in every conflict to uphold their oath. Further more, you are a coward, whom would not understand sacrifice as the only thing you've ever sacrificed is your dignity.
  • BadDog NidStyles 2010/10/01 16:19:02
    OK, Mr. high and mighty....just what did Iraq and Saddam have to do with 911? Plz tell me, I'd really like to know. And also, maybe you can explain why so many soldiers are leaving and/or commiting suicide? More so than any previous "fighing for freedom" I might add. Finally, plz tell me what freedom are we fighting for over there? Do you actually think Iraq will also install Christianty in lieu of Islam? This coward awaits you reply.
  • NidStyles BadDog 2010/10/01 21:56:33
    High and Mighty. How about you show respect to your fellow American's? That's all us so call suicide and AWOL soldier's want. You haven't a clue about what actually goes on in the Military. Lowering the standard's has let all kind's of unfit and absolutely worthless people into the services. These are the same people you feel deserve something for nothing I suppose.

    We are fighting for the Freedom of the previously oppressed Iraqi people. I would think that being a Life loving Liberal you would agree with that. Saddam was a genocidal manic, and he needed to be removed to stop him from continuing on into other countries. I thought we learned this lesson after WW2.

    The part about religion just sound's like you grasping for straws here. Yes, indeed you are a coward attacking people from behind a screen.
  • BadDog NidStyles 2010/10/03 00:27:36
    you still haven't answered my question....will Iraq install Christianty? Then what are we fighting for???
    Only someone young and naive like yourself could be lead to believe that Saddam has been the only killer. He would have stayed in Iraq and nothing else. He had had his butt kicked and needed to save face with his people. There are a ton more out there like him, just look around. But only if the turds at Fox or that dumb bastard Limpballs will tell you to look around, you won't.
    You need understand that you are just another neophyte that hasn't see the dirty crap as most of us have. Meanwhile it is soooo cool to get on the 'conservative' bandwagon. Yeah, that's the simple answer.
    You wanna see military standards lowered? Just keep on with wars like Iraq, and pretty soon the draft will HAVE to be reinstated. Iraq is nothing like VietNam, and yet there a tons of soldiers killing themselves or just simply leaving. Figure it out. Look at the big picture.
    And yet again, for the second time, what did Iraq have to do with 911??????????
    stay cool!
  • NidStyles BadDog 2010/10/03 07:16:37
    I haven't seen the,"dirty crap", that the rest of you have? What are you some secret Liberal Warrior out for Justice or something LOL!

    Ok I'm not debating this with you anymore on basis that you can barely hold up a rational coherent discussion, and that you assume that since I'm Military I must be a sheltered idiot. Nothing could be further from the truth.

    Lay off the drug's kid.
  • BadDog NidStyles 2010/10/08 22:49:52
    That' one of the main problems today....Everybody gets labeled.
    I guess you got a good seat on that bandwagon. Bravo for you!
  • NidStyles BadDog 2010/10/08 23:01:37
    Don't act like such a Liberal idiot then, and we won't Label you.

    I don't give two sh**s what you think of me. I know who I am, and the people that know me know they can trust me. You!? I doubt anyone trust's you beyond their own eyesight.
  • Denny 2010/09/28 13:35:01
    We can see November from my house!
    And of course remember all you whiners and stupids Biden says to vote for them too.
  • merlinskiss 2010/09/28 13:18:35
    I think.....
    And who will you vote for that will do much of anything different? Republicans? ROFL, won't make a damn bit if difference. Problem is still There still aren't enough different thinking candidates running to do anything.
  • HAVE gun, WILL travel 2010/09/28 13:14:54
    We can see November from my house!
    HAVE gun, WILL travel
    I never cared for Letterman because of his attitude "WITH" Obama. At least Leno and a few of the other late night host aren't afraid to say thing against OBIMBO and the White House Bozo's. There is no way that I will be voting Democrat nor is any of my family. It's just a shame that this vote does not remove OBIMBO from his present position. God Bless the USA and lets NOT have another brain fart called OBAMA.
  • Arya 2010/09/28 12:54:03
    That says it all eh?
  • Gracie ... Arya 2010/09/28 17:20:13

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