Let's play a game... and this is a fun one! Please..there are Zombies!!

by Robin Posted 2012/12/12 16:14:27

Related Topics: Games, Friend, Home, USA, Game, Dead, Character, Zombies, Primary, Zombie, Supper, TV, Fun, Cat, cats

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		My primary weapon is a _____________, my secondary weapon is a ____________________, and my only friend is ______________________. I am sooooo dead.
		My primary weapon is a ________, my secondary weapon is a _________, and my last friend is __________. I think I stand a chance!
		My primary weapon is a ____________, my secondary weapon is a ______________, and my only friend is ___________. Dear Lord, Have Mercy!!
		I don't like to have fun, nor do I like to play games. So, I pick None of the above.

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	My primary weapon is a _____________, my secondary weapon is a ____________________, and my only friend is ______________________. I am sooooo dead.	15 votes	38%
	My primary weapon is a ________, my secondary weapon is a _________, and my last friend is __________. I think I stand a chance!	19 votes	49%
	My primary weapon is a ____________, my secondary weapon is a ______________, and my only friend is ___________. Dear Lord, Have Mercy!!	4 votes	10%
	I don't like to have fun, nor do I like to play games. So, I pick None of the above.	1 vote	3%

Come and play this game!
I promise you won't get hurt, despite the zombies,
and you'll be home in time for supper!

1. You MUST make it across small town USA
2. The area is infested with RAGE Virus Zombie (don't be scared)
3. The FIRST item on your LEFT is your PRIMARY WEAPON
4. The FIRST item on your RIGHT is your SECONDARY WEAPON
5. The MAIN CHARACTER in the last TV show you watched is your only friend
6. Now, please share with us all, just exactly..
HOW SCREWED YOU ARE?

Here is how screwed I am...
PRIMARY WEAPON: My dentures
SECONDARY WEAPON: Lamp
ONLY FRIEND: A Bubble Guppy
R.I.P Robin (and you little cats too)

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N. Zane 2012/12/12 16:41:20

My primary weapon is a _____________, my secondary weapon is a ______________...

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primary weapon is a cigarette lighter, second weapon is a TV remote, my friend is Drew Carey from The Price Is Right ...... I might not make it. Maybe if i set Carey on fire with the lighter it will distract the zombies long enough to get away. Cool question!
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My primary weapon is a piano bench, my secondary weapon is a backpack full of textbooks, and my only friend is Benedict Cumberbatch from Sherlock..... Okay!! :D

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Robin to Jordyn ... 2012/12/21 07:44:47

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Good luck... you are gonna need it :) Right now, my primary weapon is my cat, my secondary weapon is my computer mouse and my last friend is Hank Hill. I am soooooo dead.

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BabyDollDream 2012/12/15 16:52:28

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My primary weapon is a pillow, my secondary weapon is a magazine, and my only friend is ...well, the last show I watched is Stargate Universe, and that has a lot of main characters, so I'm not sure about that one. Either way, I'm dead.

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Robin to BabyDol... 2012/12/15 21:20:02

haha.. me too.. sooooo dead lol

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~~Merry~Jane~~ 2012/12/15 03:23:27

My primary weapon is a _____________, my secondary weapon is a ______________...

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first weapon is a cat toy 2nd weapon is glass bong and my friend is sheldon cooper from big bang theory. Sheldon is smart maybe he figure out a good plan while i smoke and play with a kitty haha

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Robin to ~~Merry... 2012/12/15 21:20:39

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he can stand there and think... if i were you, i would run like hell

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~~Merry... to Robin 2012/12/16 01:06:59

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no time 2 smoke and grab my kittys? :(

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Robin to ~~Merry... 2012/12/16 01:08:40

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hahaha...one last cigarette ?

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~~Merry... to Robin 2012/12/16 01:11:26

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cigarette? ........ sure, cigarette ......... thats what i was talking about ......y not? haha

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P. Sturm 2012/12/14 04:40:08

My primary weapon is a ________, my secondary weapon is a _________, and my l...

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Katana,
M1895 Nagant with British manbreaker ammo
a swordmaster

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BabyDol... to P. Sturm 2012/12/15 16:53:13

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You have a katana? Next to you?

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Robin to BabyDol... 2012/12/15 21:21:08

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hahahah I know... right???

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P. Sturm to BabyDol... 2012/12/16 08:01:03

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Yes. And a pair of wakizashi that I prefer to use. They're faster than a katana and wakizashi.

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Badgerbumface 2012/12/13 16:17:06

My primary weapon is a _____________, my secondary weapon is a ______________...

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My primary weapon is a paintbrush, my secondary weapon is the superglue bottle and my only friend is my dozy greyhound who is currently asleep. Maybe if I superglue the zombies together and paint them pretty colours at least I'd have some fun before getting eaten alive. As for my greyhound, she's fast, so she'd run for the hills at the sight of the zombies and leave me here!

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Robin to Badgerb... 2012/12/13 19:22:15

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LOL.... I fear you will be dead before you hit the pavement.. like me

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Badgerb... to Robin 2012/12/13 19:54:41

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Haha XD

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Jon Barrett 2012/12/13 15:47:54

My primary weapon is a _____________, my secondary weapon is a ______________...

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Slege hammer, Chainsaw, my gf

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addie 2012/12/13 02:45:11 (edited)

My primary weapon is a ____________, my secondary weapon is a ______________,...

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Weapon 1. That suped up spatula in the first episode of Spongebob! It could cut Zombies head off at near lighting speed

Weapon 2. My attitude. It can deflect bullets and works as great armor.

Friend? Hmm. Well, Robin, you must be tough, you have six kids in school, I will take you, but my Dachshund also has to come along.

I stand a fine chance!

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Robin to addie 2012/12/13 03:19:54

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hahaha...a really good one seeing as how I can't run worth crap lol

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addie to Robin 2012/12/13 17:18:25

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You are forgetting the spatula! We want them to come to us!

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Robin to addie 2012/12/13 19:22:57

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hahahahahaha. I know they are not real, but if they were, can you imagine how bad they would stink?

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addie to Robin 2012/12/13 20:21:11

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Oh, that is a good point! Feh!

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Nekosarethebest 2012/12/13 00:20:14

My primary weapon is a ________, my secondary weapon is a _________, and my l...

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Um.... Okay, my book bag, my sister's shoes, and my friends is Saya from Blood+. She is okay, I guess, but without Hagi she acts weird.

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Robin to Nekosar... 2012/12/13 03:20:24

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good luck and hope you can run faster than Saya

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Nekosar... to Robin 2012/12/13 03:29:05

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Definetly can't!

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Robin to Nekosar... 2012/12/13 19:23:35

+1

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Woof 2012/12/13 00:13:41

My primary weapon is a ________, my secondary weapon is a _________, and my l...

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Primary weapon is a pillow, primary second is my dog
Last show was some Will Smith movie about Aliens and the CIA-" men in black" I think. (I'm not a big movie or TV watcher) anyhow, I should be fine.... I hope.....

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Robin to Woof 2012/12/13 03:20:56

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Will Smith.. you got it made!

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Woof to Robin 2012/12/13 06:23:33

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That is funny. I didn't want to watch it but my daughter did, it wasn't bad. It was really entertaining.

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marty 2012/12/12 23:33:50

My primary weapon is a _____________, my secondary weapon is a ______________...

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Primary weapon: cell phone
Secondary wep: heavy ass laptop
Only friend: Rick Grimes
(Well, at least he'll make it)

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Robin to marty 2012/12/13 03:21:10

ahahahaha

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LoraA 2012/12/12 23:07:33

My primary weapon is a ________, my secondary weapon is a _________, and my l...

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My primary weapon is my purse. My secondary weapon is my backpack full of stuff and my best friend is Detective Stabler from Law and Order SVU.... I think I stand a chance!!!

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Robin to LoraA 2012/12/13 03:22:12

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You just may! My chances are nil to none.. dentures primary, lamp secondary and my buddy is a Bubble Guppy... I am sooooo dead lol

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Wiyao Boukpessi 2012/12/12 22:25:58

My primary weapon is a ________, my secondary weapon is a _________, and my l...

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primary weapon: pocket knife, secondary weapon: bat, only friend: Tom from Tom & Jerry

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Robin to Wiyao B... 2012/12/13 03:23:01

Jerry might make it... he can run real fast lol

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MercuryZero (v.2) 2012/12/12 22:00:34

My primary weapon is a ____________, my secondary weapon is a ______________,...

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My primary weapon is an iPhone, my secondary weapon is this metal thing that looks like a spear, and my only friend is Thor...BITCHES HAIL TO THE ALMIGHTY THOR!!! >:D

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mytstar 2012/12/12 21:19:40 (edited)

My primary weapon is a ________, my secondary weapon is a _________, and my l...

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My primary weapon is a Time Machine... so I can zip to another time ( before or after the Zombie apocalypse ... it really doesnt matter) a money machine... Just because I will need it regardless ... and My last friend ...Rick from the show restorations... so he can restore the destruction we might find... Also I am not going anywhere with out my little dog sweety

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yaaarrrggghhh 2012/12/12 20:29:45

My primary weapon is a ________, my secondary weapon is a _________, and my l...

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My first weapon is my cigarette lighter, my secondary weapon is my truck keys, and I haven't watched tv in so long I can't remember what it was that I was watching, so that part would be a surprise to me too. It was probably Jamie Hyneman though, because that's all I ever watched when I had cable. So yeah, i think I might have a chance.

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Robin to yaaarrr... 2012/12/13 03:24:27

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lol.. I am going to be dead before i get off the porch... primary are my dentures, 2nd is a lamp, my buddy are bubble guppies lol

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