Keep your trust in God, your president is an idiot.
ImageBandit ~ American Patriot
2012/06/27 03:11:52
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.
"Are you Mohamed?" he asks.
"No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up." Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, "Are you Mohamed?"
"Why no," he answers, "I am Moses, Mohamed is higher still."
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.
He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohamed?"
"No, I am Jesus,the Christ, you will find Mohamed higher up."
Mohamed higher than Jesus! Man,oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:
"Are you Mohamed?" he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
"No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'
Obama says, "Yes please!"
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: "Hey, Mohamed, two coffees!"
and when you are done help mohammad serve the faithful their coffees
Keep your trust in God, your president is an idiot.
"Are you Mohamed?" he asks.
"No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up." Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, "Are you Mohamed?"
"Why no," he answers, "I am Moses, Mohamed is higher still."
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.
He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohamed?"
"No, I am Jesus,the Christ, you will find Mohamed higher up."
Mohamed higher than Jesus! Man,oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:
"Are you Mohamed?" he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
"No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'
Obama says, "Yes please!"
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: "Hey, Mohamed, two coffees!"
and when you are done help mohammad serve the faithful their coffees
Keep your trust in God, your president is an idiot.
Top Opinion
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Palmer 2012/06/27 16:29:46
I have many Muslim friends. I have spoken to several of them at great length regarding our nations current problems. Most are very understanding, but are confused as to why so many of them have served this nation in a military capacity, yet they are treated so cruelly. I explain that it is regrettable, but Even the US has some incredibly ignorant people that know nothing but hate. You sir fall in that category
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http://www.humanevents.com/20...
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http://answering-islam.org/au...
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want more you idiot? how stupid can you be - or are you just lying to an infidel?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
http://barenakedislam.com/201...
http://forums.digitalpoint.co...
http://www.humanevents.com/20...
http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Lyi...
http://www.meforum.org/2095/i...
http://answering-islam.org/au...
http://pedestrianinfidel.blog...
http://infidelsarecool.com/20...
want more you idiot? how stupid can you be - or are you just lying to an infidel?
His full Name is: Willard Mitt Romney
He was Born: March 12, 1947 and is 65 years old.
His Father: George W. Romney, former Governor of the State of Michigan
He was raised in Bloomfield Hills , Michigan
He is Married to Ann Romney since 1969; they five children.
Education:
B.A. from Brigham Young University,
J.D. and M.B.A. from Harvard University
Religion:
Mormon - The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints
Working Background:
After high school, he spent 30 months in France as a Mormon missionary.
After
going to both Harvard Business School and Harvard Law School
simultaneously, he passed the Michigan bar exam, but never worked as an
attorney.
In 1984, he co-founded Bain Capital a private equity investment firm, one of the largest such firms in the United States.
In 1994, he ran for Senator of Massachusetts and lost to Ted Kennedy.
He was President and CEO of the 2002 Winter Olympic Games.
In 2002, he was elected Governor of the State of Massachusetts where he eliminated a 1.5 billion deficit.
Some Interesting Facts about Romney:
Bain
Capital, starting with one small office supply store in Massachusetts,
turned it into Staples; now over 2,000 stores employing 90,000 people.
Bain
Capital also worked to perform the same kinds of business miracles again
and again, with compa...
His full Name is: Willard Mitt Romney
He was Born: March 12, 1947 and is 65 years old.
His Father: George W. Romney, former Governor of the State of Michigan
He was raised in Bloomfield Hills , Michigan
He is Married to Ann Romney since 1969; they five children.
Education:
B.A. from Brigham Young University,
J.D. and M.B.A. from Harvard University
Religion:
Mormon - The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints
Working Background:
After high school, he spent 30 months in France as a Mormon missionary.
After
going to both Harvard Business School and Harvard Law School
simultaneously, he passed the Michigan bar exam, but never worked as an
attorney.
In 1984, he co-founded Bain Capital a private equity investment firm, one of the largest such firms in the United States.
In 1994, he ran for Senator of Massachusetts and lost to Ted Kennedy.
He was President and CEO of the 2002 Winter Olympic Games.
In 2002, he was elected Governor of the State of Massachusetts where he eliminated a 1.5 billion deficit.
Some Interesting Facts about Romney:
Bain
Capital, starting with one small office supply store in Massachusetts,
turned it into Staples; now over 2,000 stores employing 90,000 people.
Bain
Capital also worked to perform the same kinds of business miracles again
and again, with companies like Domino's, Sealy, Brookstone, Weather
Channel, Burger King, Warner Music Group, Dollarama, Home Depot Supply,
and many others.
He was an unpaid volunteer campaign worker for his dad's gubernatorial campaign 1 year.
He was an unpaid intern in his dad's governor's office for eight years.
He was an unpaid bishop and state president of his church for ten years.
He was an unpaid President of the Salt Lake Olympic Committee for three years.
He took no salary and was the unpaid Governor of Massachusetts for four years.
He gave his entire inheritance from his father to charity.
Mitt
Romney is one of the wealthiest self-made men in our country but has
given more back to its citizens in terms of money, service and time than
most men.
And in
2011 Mitt Romney gave over $4 million to charity, almost 19% of his
income.... Just for comparison purposes, Obama gave 1% and Joe Biden
gave $300 or .0013%.
Mitt Romney is Trustworthy:
He will show us his birth certificate
He will show us his high school and college transcripts.
He will show us his social security card.
He will show us his law degree.
He will show us his draft notice.
He will show us his medical records.
He will show us his income tax records.
He will show us he has nothing to hide.
Mitt
Romney's background, experience and trustworthiness show him to be a
great leader and an excellent citizen for President of the United
States.
You
may think that Romney may not be the best representative the Republicans
could have selected. At least I know what religion he is, and that he
won't desecrate the flag, bow down to foreign powers, or practice fiscal
irresponsibility. I know he has the ability to turn this financial
debacle that the current regime has gotten us into. We won't like all
the things necessary to recover from this debt, but someone with
Romney's background can do it.
But, on the minus side,
He
never was a "Community Organizer", never snorted cocaine, took drugs or
smoked pot, never got drunk, did not associate with communists or
terrorists, nor did he attend a church whose pastor called for God to
damn the US.
hey mohammad, get over here and bring your side kick obomma to clean up this mess...