Keep the Change
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2012/08/17 12:34:28
A daughter says to her mother,
"I'm divorcing Irving.
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece
When it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."
Her mother says,
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion
You drive a $650,000 Ferrari,
You get $5,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away over a lousy 45 cents?"
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dandieselonian 2012/08/17 12:43:24
MOM's!!! Keeping it real for children everywhere!!!!