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Just Fred (joke)

Matt 2011/10/12 12:54:33
Poor Fred !
Why Call His Name ?  He Can't "Come".
At Least Fred Has A Harley !
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Just Fred ...

A
cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the
officer asks.

'Just
Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he
might just give the old biker a break and, write him out a warning
instead of a ticket.

The
officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he
used to have a last name but lost it ... The officer thinks that he has a
nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did
you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.'

I
was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I
was Fred Johnson, MD.

After
a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree,
so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I
started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I
was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well,
the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was
Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking
away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as
Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just
Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing...

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