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Just A Single Man's List!

K-ZOOMI-----0 2011/04/21 16:11:49
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Good Reasons for a Guy to Stay Single:


You won't have to explain why you're wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

You can leave the toilet seat in any position you damn well please.

You can actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

You'll be painting the town instead of the house.

When you get home after work, you don't have to start work again.

You could actually show my girlfriend where you live.

You'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

The only weeds you'd be concerned with are the ones you're rolling.

You would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

You wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in your underwear.

You'd get to see what your paycheck looks like.

You'd get to see what your credit cards look like.

You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!

Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.

Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

You wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

You could go home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

You can use your own name at hotels.

You wouldn't have a driving instructor grading you every time you go somewhere.


And finally, when asked his opinion, a single guy can still say "Hell yes, those pants make you look fat!"

(of course, he'll never score though ;)

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  • SlaveWaterNymph 2014/02/14 22:23:20
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    SlaveWaterNymph
    lol im married and dont do none of these. but for some it can be true lol
  • abubincrazy 2014/01/24 03:27:34
    Thank-You! I Am Printing These Out Right Now.
    abubincrazy
  • K-ZOOMI... abubinc... 2014/01/25 03:48:21
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    hehehehe!
    Thanks abubincrazy. :)
  • lizzy 2011/11/19 21:06:45
    Thank-You! I Am Printing These Out Right Now.
    lizzy
    +1
    I am going to sell these to men about to prepose and make a fortune!
    LOL
    :)
  • K-ZOOMI... lizzy 2011/11/19 23:02:00
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    hehehe!
    Thanks 'lizzy'. :)
  • Myrle Hulme 2011/11/14 08:30:09
    I Have One...
    Myrle Hulme
    +1
    You printed my friends List where did you get it ???? LOL
  • K-ZOOMI... Myrle H... 2011/11/19 23:02:23
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    Who Me?
    HAHAHA!
    Thanks 'Myrle'. :)
  • Myrle H... K-ZOOMI... 2011/11/21 10:20:58
    Myrle Hulme
    +1
    pleasure
  • Fun-Betty 2011/11/11 18:55:22 (edited)
    Undecided
    Fun-Betty
    +1
    # 1 reason & only reason if you ask me: You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
  • K-ZOOMI... Fun-Betty 2011/11/11 20:01:28 (edited)
  • Fun-Betty K-ZOOMI... 2011/11/11 20:34:39
    Fun-Betty
    +1
    I know exactly where the drop off is.
  • K-ZOOMI... Fun-Betty 2011/11/13 23:35:50 (edited)
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    Post Office???
  • Fun-Betty K-ZOOMI... 2011/11/14 00:58:28
    Fun-Betty
    +1
    Absolutely!
  • K-ZOOMI... Fun-Betty 2011/11/14 13:24:36 (edited)
  • Fun-Betty K-ZOOMI... 2011/11/14 13:41:01
    Fun-Betty
    +1
    If they are dandelions - I will love them.
  • K-ZOOMI... Fun-Betty 2011/11/14 13:58:34 (edited)
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    Weeds?
  • Fun-Betty K-ZOOMI... 2011/11/14 14:14:54
  • K-ZOOMI... Fun-Betty 2011/11/19 23:02:53 (edited)
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    Link didn't work?
  • Fun-Betty K-ZOOMI... 2011/11/20 01:03:55
    Fun-Betty
    +1
    it's so pretty.
  • K-ZOOMI... Fun-Betty 2011/11/22 22:36:20 (edited)
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    Snowstorm going on.
  • Fun-Betty K-ZOOMI... 2011/11/22 23:39:34
    Fun-Betty
    It's so lovely
  • Teresa 2011/11/10 01:19:09
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    Teresa
    +3
    And as Vocational Single Woman, this is my List:

    The only person I have to dress up for is my boss
    I never have to ask for permission to orgasm
    Only the doctor can tell me what to eat
    I decide what to shave and when
    No irritating in-laws to deal with
    I don't have to change my life because someone else has jealousy issues
    The only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors
    I don't have to use the "headache" excuse anymore
    More time to spend with friends
    I don't have to deal with all the wedding mess
    I don't have to share my closet with anyone else
    I can throw myself into bed and snore without dire consequences
    There's only one way to do things- my way
    Bickering couples are the best a relieving reminder
    It's okay to look (and flirt)
    Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties
    The toilet seat only moves when I move it
    No endless nagging
    I can drink what I want, where I want, and as much as I want
    The only thing whining about not being fed is my dog
    I can still get laid. Maybe even more often. Certainly with more variety
    Being single and staying single is putting my happiness first
  • K-ZOOMI... Teresa 2011/11/10 16:07:08
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    Very nice list!
    Thanks 'Teresa'. :)
  • Reverend Hell 2011/11/09 23:37:48
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    Reverend Hell
    +1
    These are great- and right on target!
    *Sigh... I just wish I'd had the list LOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNG before now, though...
  • K-ZOOMI... Reveren... 2011/11/10 16:07:47
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    I wish I did too. >_<
    So many wasted years...SO MANY!!!
    Thanks 'Reverend'. :)
  • Jenn 2011/11/08 23:17:09
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    Jenn
    +2
    lol Thanks for brightening my day. laughing  funny
  • K-ZOOMI... Jenn 2011/11/09 21:21:19
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    WHOOHOO!
    Thanks 'Jenn'. :)
  • Jenn K-ZOOMI... 2011/11/10 19:35:57
    Jenn
    +1
    Welcome friend.
  • Jazzy 2011/11/08 22:37:38
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    Jazzy
    +2
    WOW! No wonder females get such a bad name. Sorry guys!
  • K-ZOOMI... Jazzy 2011/11/09 21:21:43
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +2
    hehehe!
    Thanks 'Jazzy'. ;)
  • kyu 2011/11/08 20:47:39
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    kyu
    +3
    In all honesty, I'd let my man do anything he wanted. Just don't cheat and everything's fine.
  • K-ZOOMI... kyu 2011/11/09 21:22:15
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    You have a good outtake.
    Thanks 'kyu'. :)
  • bman~AVA~BTTB 2011/11/08 20:41:41
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    bman~AVA~BTTB
    +3
    HAHAHA! Good stuff as always.
  • K-ZOOMI... bman~AV... 2011/11/09 21:22:40
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +2
    I seem to be okay!
    hahaha!
    Thanks 'bman'. :)
  • bman~AV... K-ZOOMI... 2011/11/09 21:26:16
    bman~AVA~BTTB
    +2
    Any time my friend.
  • La 2011/11/08 12:57:04
    Undecided
    La
    +2
    I know it's a joke and all, but it's not really doing it for me. Being single =/= scoring all the time and I don't like the littered implications that boys in relationships are sneaky cheating alcoholics. But sure, I get that it's not srs business. Mbe I'm just not in the mood for it.
  • K-ZOOMI... La 2011/11/08 19:52:52
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +2
    hehehe!
    That is okay!
    Thanks 'La'. :)
  • Elz 2011/11/08 02:00:58
    Undecided
    Elz
    +4
    i guess a man has it better being single than woman does apparently.
  • K-ZOOMI... Elz 2011/11/08 19:53:37
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    We do!!!
    Why do you think we want to stay single?
    HAHAHA!
    Thanks 'Brittany'. :)
  • Elz K-ZOOMI... 2011/11/08 23:54:36
    Elz
    +2
    welcome lol

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