Just 4U2Smile..........yep i do care to share

Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?

Man: I'm goin 2 listen
lecture on ill effcts of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?

Man: My wife...



*************************************************** Professor: Which
is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?

Student: Rich Father-in-Law!



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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?



Dr: No, but the
thought of long life will never come.



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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never
causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!



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What is the diff between Complete & Finished?

SIMPLE: If you find good
wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.



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Two men r talking.

1st: I got married coz
I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing
shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just
got divorced for the very same reasons

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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a
month, what will you pay me?

Husband: I won't have to
pay you; you'll get my entire insurance amount.