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Jonah and the Whale

Mollydolly 2008/08/30 19:53:05
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The littl e girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will
ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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