Jonah and the Whale
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2008/08/30 19:53:05
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The littl e girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will
ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The littl e girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will
ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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BronxBob 2008/08/30 19:58:15
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- cappsy has a barcode ~_~ 2008/08/31 14:34:28Funny
+1That is funny and true and hilarious hahahahahareply - lou lou 2008/08/30 20:41:17Funny+1Hahahahareply
- Laugh Lines = L. L. L. 2008/08/30 20:30:31Funny+1Cute one!reply
- Eddie 2008/08/30 20:19:28Funny+1That's what she gets!reply
- Miss Lori 2008/08/30 20:15:59Funny+1That teacher got schooled!reply
- BronxBob 2008/08/30 19:58:15Funny+2not a bad jokereply
- HairlessKat the Gnostic 2008/08/30 19:57:01Funny+2lmao! funny!reply
