Joke time...lol

A
drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new
before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again.
If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”

“Not
to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s
pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some
cash to cover the cleaning bill.”

So
the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked
on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why
are there two twenties?” she asks.

The
drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”