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JOKE TIME: YOUR A RED NECK IF

BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/05/26 15:34:35
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Your a Red Neck If you have done:

You have a set of 16 matching salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

You have to call the police more than once a week to remove your drunk mother-in-law from your front lawn.

Your name is Billy Joe Jim Bob III.

You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.
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  • Scandalf 2012/09/21 11:50:53
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    Scandalf
    You're a redneck if:
    You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.
  • Scandalf Scandalf 2012/09/21 12:14:41
    Scandalf
    You're a redneck if:
    You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.
  • Scandalf Scandalf 2012/09/21 12:16:56
    Scandalf
    You're a redneck if:
    You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D.
    And you said, 'Bout What?'
  • themadhare ~IJM 2012/05/26 16:06:47
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    themadhare ~IJM
    You know you're a redneck if you refer to the time you won a case of motor oil in a church raffle as "the day your ship came in".
  • sjalan 2012/05/26 15:44:15
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    sjalan
    +1
    On the last one, you have to add, "and you female cousin didn't mind "sleeping" there with you." at least that's the way I heard it.

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