but Things You'll never hear a man say
1. Here honey, you use the remote.
2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
5 Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
6. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.
7. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
8. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
9. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
10.We never talk anymore.
JOKE TIME: TOP 20 THINGS YOU WILL never HEAR A WOMAN SAY
BIG BAD JOHN R.
2012/05/18 15:26:06
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1. We both work and you got the check last time. Let me get it.
2. I don’t need another pair of shoes. I have a closet full of them I don’t wear now.
3. Maybe this isn’t the right time time talk about this. Let’s talk later.
4. We always talk about how I feel. How do you feel? If you don’t know, that’s OK.
5. You’re right, I’m wrong. I’m sorry.
6. I’m sorry I made such a big deal about nothing.
7. I guess if I want you to romance me I should stop compaining and nagging and shop more at Victoria Secret’s and read Penthouse Letter for ideas.
8. Women look at guys, too. We just don’t have to stare to remember. We’ll fantasize later.
9. I think I already saw this Lifetime Movie or one just like it. They’re all the same basic plot anyway.
10. There’s nothing on TV. Why don’t you flip channels for a while and see what’s on.
11. I don’t care where we eat as long as they have spicy food and beer.
12. Titanic would have been better if the guy hadn’t died at the end. What’s romantic about that?
13. I can’t find something. I had it last. That means I lost it and you didn’t move something and lose it.
14. My hormones are affecting my judgement.
15. I don’t remember the last thing you did wrong. I don’t keep track of them to use in an argument later about something completely different to win that discussion.
16. I should stop worrying about what I don’t have an appreciate you.
17. I don’t want to talk about it.
18. I can’t expect you to know something I’m hiding from you if I don’t tell you.
19. If I’m going to drop my pants and sit down without looking, I deserve to either fall in or pee on the lid.
20. I don’t want it. It’s too much money. Not buying it and saving that much money proves to me that you care more about our long term financial security than giving me an expensive emotional token.
Top Opinion
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EscapedMentalPatient 2012/05/18 16:15:56
1. (Though currently it's 'we're both unemployed students and you can't afford to keep paying, let me get it'!), 4., 5., 6., 8., 10., 14. (sparingly--using 'my hormones are acting up' can just be a cop-out!), 18., 20.
Entertaining, for generalizations, though!
For instance, I pick up the check regularly, and I utterly HATED Titanic.
Watch which brush you choose to paint folks with... even in jest.
Happy Friday.
1. Here honey, you use the remote.
2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
5 Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
6. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.
7. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
8. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
9. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
10.We never talk anymore.
But that's MEN
Just a fact of life, men and women are wired different.