JOKE TIME: Monica Lewinsky BEACH ADVENTURE
BIG BAD JOHN R.
2012/05/17 16:26:40
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Monica Lewinsky was walking along a beach when she tripped over a calm. A genie popped out of the clam and said,
“You have released me from 1,000 years of imprisonment, but since you’ve been a bad girl I will grant you only one wish instead of three.”
Monica thought and said, “Well, I’m already rich from my best – selling book. I’ve already had relations with a powerful man.
Can you make my love handles disappear?”
“Your wish is granted,” said the genie, and with a nod of his head – poof ! – her ears vanished.
“You have released me from 1,000 years of imprisonment, but since you’ve been a bad girl I will grant you only one wish instead of three.”
Monica thought and said, “Well, I’m already rich from my best – selling book. I’ve already had relations with a powerful man.
Can you make my love handles disappear?”
“Your wish is granted,” said the genie, and with a nod of his head – poof ! – her ears vanished.
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- Rusty Shackleford 2012/05/17 16:42:34YES, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
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YES, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.She won't miss them much.
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