JOKE TIME: IF YOU EVER HAVE A REALLY BAD DAY
BIG BAD JOHN R.
2012/06/01 16:16:03
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| A Really Bad Day | |
| There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." |
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- sjalan 2012/06/02 05:53:37HAHAHA
Good luck Mr Truckdriver. It will be the last drink you stealreply - raschell97 2012/06/01 20:59:18HAHAHAbetter than what happened to my cousin a couple years ago him and some other guys were out drinking and he went get his pack of cigarettes and one of them pissed in his beer then he came back saw one of them grinning so being the careful kind of guy he is checked his beer and beat the living crap out of the guy that did itreply
- Jennifer McDermott 2012/06/01 16:43:59Undecidedmeh...reply
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HAHAHA+1you had better watch what you are drinking today>
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