JOKE TIME; CHEATING HUSBAND
BIG BAD JOHN R.
2012/05/29 15:59:20
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!".
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- sjalan 2012/05/31 05:46:19HAHAHA
Well he could get away with that on the longest day of the year in the south ok.reply - mrdog 2012/05/30 08:53:43HAHAHAFunny....may be true too...haha..barkreply
- Lyla86 2012/05/29 23:53:49HAHAHAROFL! Good one!reply
- Nancy~PWCM~JLA~POTL 2012/05/29 21:47:40HAHAHAfunny stuffreply
- The_Red-fox 2012/05/29 21:47:26HAHAHAI wonder where he found the blond. from CA i presumereply
- Mrkando 2012/05/29 20:44:03HAHAHAVery funny! LOL!reply
- Biki 2012/05/29 20:04:00HAHAHAvery clever!reply
- rebecca Biki 2012/06/19 07:08:45ikreply
- carl 2012/05/29 19:52:52HAHAHAToo funny!reply
- Tennessee3501 2012/05/29 17:09:14HAHAHALOL ! Great Joke! Tiger Woods should have learned this trick years ago!reply
- Elleryqueen 2012/05/29 17:01:31HAHAHAWorks for me.reply
- Ƶɛяσ <3 o.o 2012/05/29 16:56:07HAHAHAit's pretty funnyreply
- ♌βļąƈʞƦơșƐ3033♌ 2012/05/29 16:49:05HAHAHAIts such a bad joke but It is still funny.reply
- hannah 2012/05/29 16:44:35HAHAHAwow lolziezreply
- **StarzAbove** 2012/05/29 16:33:12HAHAHAFunny.reply
- mrsgerardwayalways 2012/05/29 16:32:23HAHAHA:)reply
- Thierry 2012/05/29 16:28:28HAHAHALOLreply
- RoyDMercer - IFOTFD 2012/05/29 16:20:17HAHAHALOL Awesomereply
- Jack's Pearl 2012/05/29 16:18:59BOOOOO+1Booob! LOLreply
- cmdrbnd007 2012/05/29 16:13:38HAHAHA+1LOL, smart man.reply
- DS in Oak Ridge NC 2012/05/29 16:12:34HAHAHAGood one! I may need to retell it, but I'll share the credit...reply
- Dagon 2012/05/29 16:11:32
- Kimmel 2012/05/29 16:08:38HAHAHAGood one, John!reply
- john 2012/05/29 16:06:00HAHAHA+2i did that, but put a piece of chalk behind my ear and my wife called me a lier and said that i have been playing darts....reply
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HAHAHA+4OOPS HE DID IT AGAINreply
