JOKE TIME: Bill Clinton's Retirement Plans
Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her 13 half brothers and sisters.
Tour the nations’ prisons to improve conditions. Visit friends while there.
Write book: “The American Presidency: An Oral History.”
Search for a new outlet for well-developed lying and cheating skills.
Catch up on eight-year stack of “Penthouse.”
Continue work counseling interns.
Get to know those Bush girls better.
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