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JOKE: THE RANCHER'S WIFE AND THE GAY RANCH HAND

BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/05/16 15:19:26
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An old rancher died, leaving everything to his devoted wife.
Needing help, she decided to advertise for a ranch hand. Only two men applied. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought about it and hired the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
Him around.
He proved to be hard worker who put in long hours and knew a lot about ranching. To reward his good work she let him have the night off to go into town for some fun. Later that night he returned to the ranch house. Halfway to his room, he saw the woman standing
Beside the fireplace, a glass of wine in her hand. She called him over.
“Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she ordered. Trembling, he did so.
“Now take off my boots,” she said.
“Now my socks,” The hired man complied.
“Now take off my skirt.” He unzipped it.
“Now take off my bra.” He did as he was told.
“Now take off my panties.” He slowly pulled them down.
She fixed him with a determined gaze and said,” If you ever wear my clothes
into town you’re fired.”
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  • Jennifer 2013/01/23 16:26:57
    DAMN, THAT WAS HILARIOUS PARD
    Jennifer
    Haha, I didn't see that coming.
  • Pat 2012/05/29 03:29:38
    DAMN, THAT WAS HILARIOUS PARD
    Pat
    Very funny! LOL!
  • sjalan 2012/05/19 04:45:46
    DAMN, THAT WAS HILARIOUS PARD
    sjalan
    +1
    Forgot this one. It's been a while
  • ~Adrien~ 2012/05/16 15:30:22
    DAMN, THAT WAS HILARIOUS PARD
    ~Adrien~
    +1
    Hehehehe!!!
  • BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/05/16 15:24:08
    DAMN, THAT WAS HILARIOUS PARD
    BIG BAD JOHN R.
    +1
    SORRY FOLKS, YES I'M SHOUTING I HATE BEING CENSORED BUT THIS BLANKE , BLANKED PROGRAM FAILED TO LET ME PUT SOME GREAT PICTURES WITH THE QUESTIONS! H_LL, THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD LAUGH

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