Joke of the Day ........72 VIRGINIANS

>> When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped
>>him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I
>>helped conceive?"
>>
>>Patrick Henry approached,
punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted
>>to end our
liberties but you failed."
>>
>>James Madison followed, kicked
him in the groin and said, "This is why I
>>allowed our
government to provide for the common defense!"
>>
>>Thomas
Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It
was
>>evil men like you who inspired me to write the
Declaration of Independence."
>>
>>The beatings and thrashings
continued as James Monroe and 66 other early
>>Americans
unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist,
leader.
>>
>>As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel
appeared. Obama wept and said,
>>"This is not what you promised
me."
>>
>>The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72
*VIRGINIANS* waiting for
>>you in Heaven. What did you think I
said? You really need to listen when
>>someone is trying to
tell you
something!"


"Do not
interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is
the only safeguard of our liberties. " - Abraham Lincoln