Joke for today..."The Texan, a little old lady, and Obama!
Cindy64~AFCL
2012/06/15 14:32:45
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Well good morning to you all and yes i am at it again ...my joke for the day. May you all have a great day and weekend!! Take care
Sitting together on a train was Obama, a
Texan, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large
breasts.
The
train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a
loud slap.. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand
print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The
old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she
slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have
tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she
slapped him.
Obama thinks:
The Texan must have
groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me
instead.
The Texan thinks:
I can't wait for
another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama
again.
Texan, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large
breasts.
The
train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a
loud slap.. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand
print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The
old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she
slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have
tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she
slapped him.
Obama thinks:
The Texan must have
groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me
instead.
The Texan thinks:
I can't wait for
another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama
again.
Top Opinion
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Marianne™ 2012/06/15 15:56:36
thank you =)
Too funny!!!