Joke For The Day....Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American
girl..
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.

The lawyer said that
getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following
questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little
home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of
concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real
grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your
relations like?
All my relations still in Poland

Is there any
infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.


Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.


Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.


What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in
bathroom.

I can read, and it say: 'Polish
Remover'!