Joke For The Day....Polish Divorce
Cindy64~AFCL 2012/06/12 14:35:07
A great oldie !! I like this one some of you some of you may not seen this may not . It is a good one lol lol . I wish you all a bless day.
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.The lawyer said that
getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your
All my relations still in Poland
Is there any
infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in
bathroom.I can read, and it say: 'Polish
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