Joke for the day.... The Lemons

by Cindy64~AFCL Posted 2012/07/30 15:00:43

Related Topics: School, Liberal, Art, Obama, Teacher, Joke, mail, Rolling, Social, Florida, Emoticon, Owned, Times, Emoticons, Lemon, Time

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	Oh my to funny!!!	3 votes	14%
	Yep she sure did pick lemons !!!	7 votes	32%
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The woman applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and I voted for Obama."

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Marianne 2012/10/05 05:09:52

All of the above

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Very sarcastic - he he he.

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Cindy64... to Marianne 2012/10/05 14:30:05

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lol lol :-)

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Marianne to Cindy64... 2012/10/06 12:59:57

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still chuckling!

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Cindy64... to Marianne 2012/10/06 13:55:46

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Good laughing is GOOD for you lol lol

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Marianne to Cindy64... 2012/10/07 05:15:48

Sure that laughing is good for everybody - it lights up your day and is good for health.

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Cindy64... to Marianne 2012/10/07 14:45:06

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lol lol GOOD!!!

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Marianne to Cindy64... 2012/10/07 17:50:55

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Did you know that there are laughing groups meeting to have a good laugh every day? It is so good to laugh - wishing you very soon another one - lol.

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Cindy64... to Marianne 2012/10/08 04:18:34

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Cool...Yeah i will put p a new one this week!

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Marianne to Cindy64... 2012/10/08 05:42:08

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Congratulations - that is great!

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Cindy64... to Marianne 2012/10/09 04:14:51

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Thank you :-)

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Marianne to Cindy64... 2012/10/09 06:08:19

You're welcome - perhaps till tonight - time to go to work ...

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Cindy64... to Marianne 2012/10/06 13:55:25

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lol lol lol :o)

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American Girl 2012/07/31 16:38:26

Yep she sure did pick lemons !!!

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Cindy64... to America... 2012/07/31 23:51:50

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Thank you so much my dear for your reply and i wish you a very bless day! Take care .

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No nonsense NanC...don't BS... 2012/07/31 16:38:15

Oh my to funny!!!

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" worked as a social worker "

Could do that with a Liberal Arts degree, even one from Michigan..........LOL

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Cindy64... to No nons... 2012/07/31 23:52:30

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lol lol yes lol Thank you for your reply and you take care my friend.

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keeper 2012/07/31 16:30:19

All of the above

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Great one!!! LMAO while ROTF

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Cindy64... to keeper 2012/07/31 23:53:17

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lol lol I know Keeper..... to dang funny indeed!! Thank you for your reply and you take care my friend. oxxoxoxox

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Dagon 2012/07/31 02:25:19
Cindy64... to Dagon 2012/07/31 03:10:34

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lol lol REALLY I love your funny reply!!!! Thank you for stopping by and glad you liked my Joke!! I wish you well and a very bless week. Take care my friend.

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Dagon to Cindy64... 2012/07/31 03:53:42
Cindy64... to Dagon 2012/07/31 23:54:03

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Thank you so much that made my day dear!!!!!

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kfallslady 2012/07/31 01:53:50

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grt Cindy I loved it! thank you... oxoxoox

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Cindy64... to kfallslady 2012/07/31 03:11:28

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I am so glad you did my sweet sis. You take care and thanks for stopping by !! Love ya xooxoxoxo (((HUGS)))

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Philo-OOO For 3 weeks! 2012/07/30 20:42:35

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Cindy64... to Philo-O... 2012/07/30 23:01:52

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Thank you my friend ...... I like the funny face lol lol Thank you for your reply. you have a great week and i wish you well. Take care .

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Awesomefurby12 2012/07/30 17:26:34

All of the above

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Cindy64... to Awesome... 2012/07/30 23:02:57

lol lol I would NEVER what to get you mad lol lol Thanks for the reply and you take care.

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Matt 2012/07/30 17:14:36 (edited)

Oh my to funny!!!

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Q: How do you get a U. Michigan graduate off of your front porch ?

A: Pay them for the pizza !

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Cindy64... to Matt 2012/07/30 23:04:38

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lol lol FUNNY !!!!! Thanks for your funny reply Matt. I wish you well and you take care.

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Old Salt 2012/07/30 17:01:51

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GREAT joke, but so sad that less than 40% of college grads are finding work because of obama being President. Guess they should start squeezing lemons? :)

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Cindy64... to Old Salt 2012/07/30 23:08:23 (edited)

Thanks my friend for your reply. Yes it is so SAD that grads are NOT fineing work because of Obama -SLIME!!! Yep we may all be starting to squeezing the lemons soon!!! But in Nov. We will be drinking the Champagne !!!!!!!

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bman~AVA 2012/07/30 15:59:01

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Hahahahahaa! Yep! She sounds qualified for sure. LOL!

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Cindy64... to bman~AVA 2012/07/30 16:23:29

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Hahahahaha that is what Ken said also lol lol Thanks for your reply my dear friend and you have a bless day. Take care.

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bman~AVA to Cindy64... 2012/07/30 16:53:55

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LOL! You too sweet lady!

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Cindy64... to bman~AVA 2012/07/30 23:12:07

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Well we got a good report Ken's eye is healing well. He still has blurred vision but he can see his hand be for his face now!! The Dr. said it will take time for him to see normal. We see the Dr. in two weeks again on Aug. 13th.

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bman~AVA to Cindy64... 2012/07/30 23:13:27

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Good deal miss Cindy. That's about what I expected to hear. That's a good thing.

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Cindy64... to bman~AVA 2012/07/30 23:18:45

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Yes it is and thank you so much. He will have to have the Cataract Eye Surgery the Dr. said in about 2 to 3 mos. from now . And hopeful this will be the last thing he will need done!!

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bman~AVA to Cindy64... 2012/07/30 23:20:28

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In the other eye? For the cataract surgery that is.

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Cindy64... to bman~AVA 2012/07/30 23:23:05 (edited)

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OOPS sorry NO the one he just had the surgery on ...the Dr that did the surgery is a Retina Dr. only !!!

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