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Job at walmart.

Elisa ✦ Knockout™ 2012/11/22 19:46:51
After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. Here’s what happened:

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly
unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart.”
I then said, “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Don’t be fucking
stupid. Of course they aren’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other
one’ s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or
just stupid?”
I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I
just couldn’t believe someone fucked you twice. Have a good day and
thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
My Supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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  • Joe61 2012/11/22 20:01:59
    Joe61
    +11
    I am sure you had great pleasure in delivering that final punchline.....But I fear your ex supervisor is probably right. You probably are not cut out to stand and take abuse from bad tempered idiots. Who think abusing members of shop staff is their God given right.

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