Jingle Bells Jokes!
♥PrettyLittleLiarsLover♥
2011/12/15 11:46:36
It's Christmas So Let's Make Christmas Jokes! Here's Mine-
Jingle Bells
Twilight Smells
Edward Ran Away
Bella Died
Jacob Cried
Potter All DA WAY YAY! HAHAHA even tho I Like Twilight But Here's MY Pretty Little Liars one <3 I Still have to work on it :? HEHE
Jingle Bells
A Smells
The girls lied again
ali died
they all cried
WHO THE HECK IS A?
HAHA Now urs Make anyone you want!
Jingle Bells
Twilight Smells
Edward Ran Away
Bella Died
Jacob Cried
Potter All DA WAY YAY! HAHAHA even tho I Like Twilight But Here's MY Pretty Little Liars one <3 I Still have to work on it :? HEHE
Jingle Bells
A Smells
The girls lied again
ali died
they all cried
WHO THE HECK IS A?
HAHA Now urs Make anyone you want!
Top Opinion
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Raiden Coles 2012/12/14 20:16:07
+11jingle bells batman smells robin laid a egg batmovelle lost it wheel and joker got away
Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!
• What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: Halo there!
• If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?
Answer: Santa Clues!
• A snowman loses weight in what way?
Answer: He waits for the weather to get warmer!
• What is the snowman’s breakfast?
Answer: Frosted flakes!
• What is said by one snowman to the other snowman?
Answer: Can you smell carrot?
• Where the snowman does dances on?
Answer: A snow ball!
• How do you know that Santa is a man?
Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year.
• What monkeys sing on Christmas Eve in concert?
Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!
• What a big candle says to a small candle on a Christmas Eve?
Answer: I am going out for dinner tonight.
• What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?
Answer: Ice caps.
• If someone claps on the Christmas Eve then he should be called as —
Answer: Santapplause!
• When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called as?
Answer: Santa Pause.
• Do you know any bird that can write?
Answer: Pen-guine.