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Jingle Bells Jokes!

♥PrettyLittleLiarsLover♥ 2011/12/15 11:46:36
It's Christmas So Let's Make Christmas Jokes! Here's Mine-
Jingle Bells
Twilight Smells
Edward Ran Away
Bella Died
Jacob Cried
Potter All DA WAY YAY! HAHAHA even tho I Like Twilight But Here's MY Pretty Little Liars one <3 I Still have to work on it :? HEHE
Jingle Bells
A Smells
The girls lied again
ali died
they all cried
WHO THE HECK IS A?

HAHA Now urs Make anyone you want!
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  • Raiden Coles 2012/12/14 20:16:07
    Raiden Coles
    +11
    jingle bells batman smells robin laid a egg batmovelle lost it wheel and joker got away
  • Raiden Coles 2012/12/14 20:14:59
    Raiden Coles
    jingle blocks notch smells creepers poop out mud so steve smelled creepers but
  • N/A 2012/12/13 23:35:05
    N/A
    +8
    Jingle bells Santa smells Layla had a baby after that layla died and santa went hoho HEY!!
  • Erin 2012/01/12 19:11:44
    Erin
    They Twilight one make me laugh xDD LOVE it!
  • keeper 2011/12/16 15:26:56
    keeper
    Did Bella died??? Now I'm going to be bummed out all day! *_^
  • ♥Pretty... keeper 2011/12/19 02:56:21
    ♥PrettyLittleLiarsLover♥
    +1
    That's what my friend told me lol so i put it in the song LOL :P
  • keeper ♥Pretty... 2011/12/19 19:56:55
    keeper
    +1
    Oh No~~~ ;P
  • Lastri 2011/12/15 12:46:40
    Lastri
    +2
    What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
    Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!
    • What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Halo there!
    • If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?
    Answer: Santa Clues!
    • A snowman loses weight in what way?
    Answer: He waits for the weather to get warmer!
    • What is the snowman’s breakfast?
    Answer: Frosted flakes!
    • What is said by one snowman to the other snowman?
    Answer: Can you smell carrot?
    • Where the snowman does dances on?
    Answer: A snow ball!
    • How do you know that Santa is a man?
    Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year.
    • What monkeys sing on Christmas Eve in concert?
    Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!
    • What a big candle says to a small candle on a Christmas Eve?
    Answer: I am going out for dinner tonight.
    • What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?
    Answer: Ice caps.
    • If someone claps on the Christmas Eve then he should be called as —
    Answer: Santapplause!
    • When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called as?
    Answer: Santa Pause.
    • Do you know any bird that can write?
    Answer: Pen-guine.

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