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Jeff foxworthy on muslims

iamnothere 2011/07/02 16:46:40
&... Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford good shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but tend to carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10.. Your cousin is president of the United States ..
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive, demeaning, racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim
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