It's the drugs, man!
A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes
across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey,
Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running
in the woods instead!" The Giraffe looks at the Little Rabbit, looks at
the smoke, shrugs his shoulders, tosses the joint over his shoulder and runs
off through the woods with the Little Rabbit.
After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come
across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh,
Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the
woods. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks
at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, and then runs off through the
woods with the Giraffe and the Rabbit.
Shortly they come across a Bear about to shoot up
heroin. The Rabbit runs up to him and says, "Hey, Bear, you shouldn't do
that, think of your health. You'd be better of running in the woods with
us." The Bear looks at the Rabbit, looks at the syringe, spoon and stuff,
shrugs his shoulders, kicks the whole lot away and runs off with the Rabbit,
the Giraffe and the Elephant.
After a while they come across a Tiger drinking
his way through a six-pack of beer. The Rabbit runs up to the Tiger and says,
"Hey Tiger, you really shouldn't do that." and the Tiger immediately
jumps up and starts beating the living crap out of the Rabbit. The Giraffe
grabs the Tiger and pulls him off the Rabbit and says, "What the hell are you
doing, man?" The Tiger gets one more kick in and says, "Ah, that
little fucker really pisses me off; he always makes me run around the bloody
woods when he's high on Ecstasy!"
A man was just waking up
from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes
fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep
again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few
minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!"
The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now
"cute." She said, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" The man
replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"
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