I can sew , but i never learned to run a machine ; i can cook to & dish the dirt well enough to make Kim Kard-ass-ian and Paris Hilton cry like an ugly 14 yr.old .
Well, I already have a gay boyfriend and a jealous gay lover. But an old lady puppet who can dish dirt -there is definitely some room for that in my life!
That is good. I am glad that you are not cross with me! If I am running late in the morning because my alarm did not go off or I perhaps slept through it, then I do become a real cross dresser. ;-)
Yes, i'm an x-porn star too, they used to call me the titanic appendage. But due to the fact i abused steroids they now they call me the shriveled smokey joe.
I have always wanted to wear suspenders. I would definitely do this...
I'm glad you do! I don't hate you for it or anything. I will remember it forever and hold it against you though.