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IT COULD HAPPEN! SO KNOW YOUR FRIENDS! OR: FILE UNDER GROANER!!!

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The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.





The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.





The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.





The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.








The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:






“DEAR FRIENDS,

WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.

THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.





BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE VASELINE!”


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