IT COULD HAPPEN! SO KNOW YOUR FRIENDS! OR: FILE UNDER GROANER!!!

by K-ZOOMI-----0 Posted 2012/06/04 19:46:07

Related Topics: Friends, God, Friend, Dentist, Date, Wedding, Dead, Prank, Duck, Days, Bed, Pranks

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		"WTFF?"
		"So It Was Smacking The Dead?" >_<
		HEHEHE!
		"Who Actually Was The Angriest? Her Or Him?"
		"DUCK! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!"

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	"WTFF?"	8 votes	12%
	"So It Was Smacking The Dead?" >_<	5 votes	8%
	HEHEHE!	41 votes	63%
	"Who Actually Was The Angriest? Her Or Him?"	9 votes	14%
	"DUCK! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!"	2 votes	3%

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

“DEAR FRIENDS,

WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.

THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.

BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE VASELINE!”

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Sheila 2012/06/04 19:51:56

HEHEHE!

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Flamingolady 2012/06/07 13:37:14

HEHEHE!

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Love your jokes! Keep them coming, SH is far too shy of levity!

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K-ZOOMI... to Flaming... 2012/06/11 02:51:42

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Will do. :)
Thanks Joan. :)

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Fun-Betty 2012/06/06 17:07:04

"Who Actually Was The Angriest? Her Or Him?"

+1

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K-ZOOMI... to Fun-Betty 2012/06/07 03:40:02

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No laugh? >_<
hehehe!
I will try harder next time.
Thanks FB. :)

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Fun-Betty to K-ZOOMI... 2012/06/07 11:46:05

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I figured the groan was well deserved. ;)

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K-ZOOMI... to Fun-Betty 2012/06/11 02:51:56

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Sure was. >_<

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Fun-Betty to K-ZOOMI... 2012/06/11 11:54:11

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;)

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Jbug799 2012/06/06 06:42:22

HEHEHE!

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Now that was funny I don't care who you are......except maybe the wife (groan) or the. husband (ouch) I doubt either walked much for a day or two!

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K-ZOOMI... to Jbug799 2012/06/07 03:40:45

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I thought I heard a lot of crying?
hahaha!
Thanks Jbug. :)

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Jbug799 to K-ZOOMI... 2012/06/07 03:46:00

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Thank you! I can't even give you a hard time over this one!!

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Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC 2012/06/06 04:45:18

"Who Actually Was The Angriest? Her Or Him?"

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Nobody knows the trouble I've been throug. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.

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K-ZOOMI... to Nam Era... 2012/06/07 03:41:02

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hehehe!
Thanks Vet. :)

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king david 2012/06/06 04:38:51

HEHEHE!

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it took me a while to get it but i think i still don't

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K-ZOOMI... to king david 2012/06/07 03:41:22

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HAHAHA!
Thanks david. :)

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Jenn 2012/06/06 03:49:11

HEHEHE!

+2

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K-ZOOMI... to Jenn 2012/06/06 04:07:46

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WHOOHOO!
Thanks Jenn. :)

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Jessie M 2012/06/05 20:33:19

HEHEHE!

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lol

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K-ZOOMI... to Jessie M 2012/06/06 03:44:01

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Glad you had a laugh. >_<
Thanks Jessie. :)

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SK-LIBERTY OVER EQUALITY 2012/06/05 20:04:35

HEHEHE!

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Blargh! haz been novocained! duck iz limp.

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K-ZOOMI... to SK-LIBE... 2012/06/06 03:45:13

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Farnsworth 2012/06/05 19:54:45

HEHEHE!

+2

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K-ZOOMI... to Farnsworth 2012/06/06 03:47:11

+2

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JesusIsMyGod 2012/06/05 17:42:26

HEHEHE!

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Now that is just mean to put Novocaine in the Vaseline! ;)

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K-ZOOMI... to JesusIs... 2012/06/06 03:47:59

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Kinda numbs the festivities. >_<
hehehe!
Thanks JesusIsMyGod. :)

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JesusIs... to K-ZOOMI... 2012/06/06 04:19:23

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You are welcome.

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akgold 2012/06/05 15:41:07

"Who Actually Was The Angriest? Her Or Him?"

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Was the Vaseline a gift from their proctologist?

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K-ZOOMI... to akgold 2012/06/06 03:48:17

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Contarded Chickenhawk Con S... 2012/06/05 14:19:17

"So It Was Smacking The Dead?" >_<

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K-Z... go back to your mom's basement... LMBO!

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K-ZOOMI... to Contard... 2012/06/06 03:51:28

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Connect... to K-ZOOMI... 2012/06/06 15:50:47

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LOL. Is it American Pie?

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K-ZOOMI... to Connect... 2012/06/07 03:41:49

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Yeppers. :)

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Connect... to K-ZOOMI... 2012/06/10 02:08:44

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so much memories...

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Connectification 2012/06/05 13:57:11

"WTFF?"

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LMAO

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K-ZOOMI... to Connect... 2012/06/06 03:51:53

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hehehe!
Thanks Connectification. :)

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DDogbreath 2012/06/05 13:20:33

"So It Was Smacking The Dead?" >_<

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

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K-ZOOMI... to DDogbreath 2012/06/06 03:52:15

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DDOG!
Glad you had a great laugh! :)

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blissful 2012/06/05 07:54:00

"Who Actually Was The Angriest? Her Or Him?"

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Yeah! Who was the angriest? The farther of the bride for spending so much money on a waste of time or the bride for thinking she hand a slug-hammer?.. HahaHehehe!!

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K-ZOOMI... to blissful 2012/06/06 03:52:41

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Slug-Hammer? >_<
Thanks blissful. :)

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blissful to K-ZOOMI... 2012/06/06 06:32:36

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Hard-n-ready for duty!! HahahaHehe!

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K-ZOOMI... to blissful 2012/06/07 03:42:13

+2

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