Is there sex after death?

by mk, Smartass Oracle Posted 2012/09/24 18:33:31

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	Yes	5 votes	10%
	No	18 votes	35%
	Maybe	15 votes	29%
	I hope so	13 votes	25%

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SoCalEx-Dem 2012/09/25 15:55:02

No

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Since the purpose of sex is to procreate, I doubt there will be any sex after death.

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chucky 2012/09/25 12:57:17

No

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Not possible

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David 2012/09/25 04:47:14

No

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Not for agnostics and Christians, but there seems to be plently of it for Muslims!

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kobidobidog 2012/09/25 04:05:45

Yes

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I will say yes, but not as we know it to be. This is why I said yes. When Jesus laid down his life Jesus had all of his equipment. I can't see why he would not have had it when he raised up from the dead.

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Jawaria 2012/09/25 02:45:51

I hope so

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sexual dreams? hello do we SERIOUSLY have to leave sex behind? LoL =D

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fisherman 2012/09/25 02:02:35

Maybe

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have you ever heard of angel lust ?

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Willy 2012/09/25 01:22:51

Yes

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Yes there is for some. There are some weird morticians out there.

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JohnT 2012/09/24 23:36:00

No

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If there is I would imagine it is a bit stiff, LOL

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shane 2012/09/24 22:43:55

Maybe

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Im pretty sure that it illegal tho.

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Andrew.James1993 2012/09/24 22:42:10 (edited)

I hope so

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Actually, yes, if you count your corpse being molested by someone who just dug up your grave.

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Andrew.... to Andrew.... 2012/09/24 22:43:23

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But I sure hope there is sex after death, then I have something to look forward to. "Die, and you will get laid!"

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Jawaria to Andrew.... 2012/09/25 02:44:09 (edited)

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... OH.MY.GOD that was too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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luke 2012/09/24 21:57:49

No

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Well, if you're into necrophilia, but that's one of those sexual kinks I cannot support.

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littlebuffalo55TBA 2012/09/24 21:45:51

Yes

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doctorwhofan~Tatae~BN-4 2012/09/24 21:35:42

Maybe

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some people are into really odd things

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Sylmkael 2012/09/24 21:34:47

I hope so

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interesting

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EllaBella 2012/09/24 21:34:27

I hope so

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but i doubt it - Christ said clearly we will not know each other in that way.

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Barbi Rose 2012/09/24 21:21:15

No

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I think when you die you are above earthly pleasures. I think you'd be enlightened and not need of bodily pleasure. You could enjoy the universe and be one with it. Unlike some religions where it's like the thing to do with your virgins and all. I don't see it that way and that we'd all be equal.

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Chris- Demon of the PHAET 2012/09/24 21:20:53

No

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So get it while you can. :-)

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Answer Ops 2012/09/24 21:09:09

Maybe

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However if you feel like "jumping my bones" please do it while I'm young/alive enough to enjoy it.

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Ninou 2012/09/24 20:27:19

I hope so

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Yes, in the burial .

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**StarzAbove** 2012/09/24 20:24:24 (edited)

No

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No.

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Debs 2012/09/24 20:22:07

No

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No!! I want some wings !, and that would give a whole new meaning to featherlite !!..lol

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Selene 2012/09/24 19:47:27

Maybe

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Interesting question-I've never thought of that before. I have the christian outlook on death which means that ur in a period of resting until judgement day but I wonder does that period involve any activity-perhaps that explains paranormal encounters..so I believe it could be possible.

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john 2012/09/24 19:40:13

Yes

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really hope so, and i hear nobody gets a headache.....

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Jimbo 2012/09/24 19:31:18

Maybe

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For some people there is. :/

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abigail-13 2012/09/24 19:30:56

Yes

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If ur in hell u will.have the hookers. If ur in heaven u will get some of that angel cake ;) sooo......i guess there is sex after death. YEEEAAAHH!!! \m/

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alley kat 2012/09/24 19:16:30

No

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i really doubt it

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Crime Time 2012/09/24 19:15:03

I hope so

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With angels I hope XDXD

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Wicked Nicky 2012/09/24 19:13:28

No

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no, your dead. end of story

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1 cool bro ⚜ 2012/09/24 19:11:36

I hope so

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i hope so

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Rock '85 2012/09/24 19:09:15

Maybe

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well if not oh well i am dead, but it would be nice i guess

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✿Britt ❤'s Steven Tyler✿ 2012/09/24 19:05:52

Maybe

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depends on if the coroner is a necropheliac. lol

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Rock '85 to ✿Britt ... 2012/09/24 19:08:51

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that is sick. lololol

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abigail-13 to ✿Britt ... 2012/09/24 19:29:26

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LMFAOOO XD

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Melizmatic to ✿Britt ... 2012/09/24 21:41:06

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*LMFAO

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sky 2012/09/24 19:05:30

No

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I think Muslims hope so…

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Chocoboy to sky 2012/09/24 19:07:18

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You are absolutely wrong :)

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Sister Jean 2012/09/24 18:54:08

Maybe

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I don't know I have never been dead LOL

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littleb... to Sister ... 2012/09/24 21:46:46

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Lol...an excellent point!

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