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Is the Zombie Apocalypse Upon Us? (The Internet Thinks So)

SodaHead Fun 2012/06/04 18:00:00
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In the wake of a series of gory incidents, the Internet has been lighting up with claims that we are in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. Skeptical? Well, let’s take a look at the evidence from the last few weeks.

1) A naked man chewed off the face of a homeless guy in Miami. The attacker growled at police officers and continued eating skin even after being shot. It took four more bullets to kill him. 2) A Japanese artist removed his own genitals and served them at a restaurant to the highest bidder. 3) A Maryland man confessed to killing his housemate, chopping him up, and then eating his heart and part of his brain. 4) A New Jersey man repeatedly stabbed himself and then threw pieces of his skin and intestines at the police.

And that’s not all. Newsweek and The Daily Beast have compiled a “Zombie Instances” Google map, which is keeping track of these incidents and other “signs” of the zombie apocalypse -- such as the recent cases of flesh-eating bacteria.

Though many of the zombie apocalypse claims have been made in jest, the Centers for Disease Control issued a serious response. A spokesman told the Huffington Post, "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead . . . or one that would present zombie-like symptoms." So, what do you think SodaHeads? Is the zombie apocalypse upon us?

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  • Death F... Shadow 2012/06/05 16:45:43
    Death Faerie
    +1
    This guy would be better daryl from the walking dead
  • Shadow Death F... 2012/06/06 00:06:36
    Shadow
    +1
    Yes,he actually would :D Love him >3<
  • amazinggrace 2012/06/05 02:13:39
    Yes!
    amazinggrace
    +1
    They are everywhere zombies
  • Kurbdog amazing... 2012/06/06 21:29:07
  • luvingDallasWinston!! 2012/06/05 02:03:46
    No!
    luvingDallasWinston!!
    That's just stupid there's no such things as zombie's :p those foos r just high on drugs
  • Keith luvingD... 2012/06/05 02:20:19
    Keith
    Actually they are real zombies, then zombie is a haittian word I believe, and it means somebody in a mindless trance like state.
  • king david luvingD... 2012/06/05 12:22:51
    king david
    that's what a zombie is
  • Jay Theyme 2012/06/05 01:48:46
    Undecided
    Jay Theyme
    +3
    Recently a Chinese immigrant beheaded and began eating the head of a Canadian bus rider.
    A few weeks ago a Canadian piece of shlt killed and dismembered a Chinese immigrant and ate parts of him.
    Did nobody in the USA hear about this? The Cannibal sent body parts in the mail and then fled to Europe threatening to 'strike again' but good new... They caught him in Berlin today.
  • Princes... Jay Theyme 2012/06/05 12:11:34
    Princess Amethyst
    Some Canadian sicko's idea of a revenge attack? Seriously? LOL
  • Jay Theyme Princes... 2012/06/05 23:16:42
    Jay Theyme
    No, it was entirely psychotic chance. The first was a PRC immigrant who had been experiencing years of schizophrenic delusions. In this case, he had been riding Greyhound buses intending (in his mind) to find invading space-alien forces. He realized the kid sitting beside him was a space alien and promptly beheaded him and (for some reason) laughing while eating his head.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada...



    Last week, it so happens the Chinese immigrant was in some kind of homosexual relationship with this guy and left him for a new boyfriend. this seems to be the 'pretense' but the jilted 'gay porn star' decided a good 'revenge' would be to film himself horrifically murdering and mutilating (and then raping and eating) the remains, some of which he mailed to the PMs office.

    http://www.montrealgazette.co...



    I swear the world has gone absolutely mad. Really, I'm seriously questioning if our world is in big trouble!
  • Party Boy [A7X Bat] 2012/06/05 01:36:37
    No!
    Party Boy [A7X Bat]
    +3
    It's drugs. Every last case. Zombies don't chop off their own nuts and serve them as a dish.
  • nataku80 2012/06/05 01:36:11
    No!
    nataku80
    No not yet anyway, but i do want it to happend. Its just simething about it.
  • firebird 2012/06/05 01:32:23
    No!
    firebird
    +1
    NO ! no no no.... What the hell are you smoking , inhaling or sniffing or injecting? PUT THE BONG DOWN..... get some fresh air.. YOUR safe for a while anyway...
  • Ising4joy316 2012/06/05 01:20:35
    Undecided
    Ising4joy316
    Yes, Yes it is you better run and take cover...lol I really should have marked No, because that is the silliest rummer ever....If your talking about people who do horrible things on bath salts, well that is an all together different discussion...I would think!
  • Xerxes,Phantom of PHAET 2012/06/05 01:08:26
    Undecided
    Xerxes,Phantom of PHAET
  • 4everXx... Xerxes,... 2012/06/05 02:36:21
    4everXxlooneyXxtunesXxgal
    +3
    True that but once things get to deep we be praying for it to go back normal
  • waterlady 2012/06/05 00:58:51
    Yes!
    waterlady
    +2
    We are drinking water with poison in it. People are taking drugs. Lead is leaching from our water pipes and florosillic acid has lead and arsenic in it. If lead was the fall of the Roman Empire, America will fall from Chloramine and Fluoridation chemicals.
  • moarcowbell 2012/06/05 00:54:34
    No!
    moarcowbell
    +2
    No, but aparently idiots who don't pepare themselves when they are about to take phycadelics are....
  • Cal 2012/06/05 00:54:05
    No!
    Cal
    +2
    Hoss Delgado

    Bring it on!
  • YeahISaidIt 2012/06/05 00:53:44
    No!
    YeahISaidIt
    +1
    Hell no. These people aren't even dead. And PCP is a hell of a drug.
  • Green L... YeahISa... 2012/06/05 02:25:15
    +1
    Ah embalming fluid. It's unbelievable it's a drug.
  • YeahISa... Green L... 2012/06/05 06:20:47 (edited)
    YeahISaidIt
    +1
    Just when you think people can't get any more stupid eh?
  • Anna 2012/06/05 00:53:30
    No!
    Anna
    +1
    And if it ever comes it'll be over in a couple minutes. Just ask your local high school kids to take care of it, they know what to do at this point.
  • lum-the-oni 2012/06/05 00:52:32 (edited)
    No!
    lum-the-oni
    its just an insane and the miami guy was proved to be on bath salts and (I forget but i think its called) ACP
  • nico touched the butt 2012/06/05 00:51:41
    No!
    nico touched the butt
    +1
    Of course not. Just crazy people being more vocal about their insanity.
  • damien sinegal 2012/06/05 00:51:30
    Yes!
    damien sinegal
    +2
    Yes and i have a plan! Get to the highest balcony of my apt complex! Take all of my firearms and baricade myself and family upstairs! Break the staircase and cut it away or demolish it so that no one comes up or can go down. Raid a grocery store and focus on non parishables and canned goods so that no cooking is done to draw attention. No lights, only flashlights and candles. Plenty of batteries and ammo. Full tanks of gas in both vehicles in the event a retreat is necessary. Plenty of propane bottles for explosives in event of zombie swarm. Shoot any nothing that doesnt notice you and shoot anything that does. Help or trust no one but your own. Be well trained in firearms. Have close quarter weapons and distant shot weapons and preferbly a side arm. Machetes arent bad ideas cuz they never run out of ammo. No need for cell phones cuz they wont work. Food + ammo + intelligence = SURVIVAL!!!!
  • Party B... damien ... 2012/06/05 01:38:29
    Party Boy [A7X Bat]
    +1
    Their are a few holes in your plan, but my iTouch is too low on battery to list them.
  • damien ... Party B... 2012/09/29 14:52:08
    damien sinegal
    Whatever holes there are, an ample supply of ammo will fill them
  • Party B... damien ... 2012/10/02 01:59:32
    Party Boy [A7X Bat]
    And a horde of zombies you attract with your careless gunfire with the noise generated. I hope you pack A LOT of explosives, which aren't even guaranteed to take out the brain.
  • Stephen Oberkirch 2012/06/05 00:50:42
    No!
    Stephen Oberkirch
    +5
    Well, at least I don't think so... but just in case, if I *DO* see a zombie, I'm gonna run because they hate fast food.
  • Sybil 2012/06/05 00:48:51
    No!
    Sybil
    +1
    Clearly these people need to be medicated or up their dosage!!
  • Yaati 2012/06/05 00:45:22
    Undecided
    Yaati
    +1
    JAPANESE MAN DID WHAT?!
  • MissJo Yaati 2012/06/05 04:07:31
    MissJo
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne...

    Bit extreme, but at least it was all consensual..
  • Greenbay 2012/06/05 00:39:49
    Undecided
    Greenbay
    Tell me why that guy was eating his face
  • moarcow... Greenbay 2012/06/05 00:56:13
    moarcowbell
    He was an idot who couldn't control himself on bathsalt
  • Greenbay moarcow... 2012/06/05 01:07:55
    Greenbay
    Makes sense it's like Pcp you can take a few bullets
  • Belle 2012/06/05 00:28:10
    Yes!
    Belle
    Finnaly......>.>
  • 0cean3yes 2012/06/05 00:26:16
    No!
    0cean3yes
    +4
    I think if we did have a zombie breakout they would definitely be killed off way faster than they would take over.
    zombie breakout killed faster
  • BMTHlover 2012/06/05 00:26:05
    Undecided
    BMTHlover
    It is scientifically possible for a zombie apocalypse to happen. If anyone else on here reads on Cracked.com then you've probably read the article. I don't know if it's happening now but it's bound to happen someday
  • Kibbles 2012/06/05 00:19:51 (edited)
    Yes!
    Kibbles
    It was only a matter of time. What's your plan if this comes to pass?

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