
Is the Zombie Apocalypse Upon Us? (The Internet Thinks So)
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2012/06/04 18:00:00
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In the wake of a series of gory incidents, the Internet has been lighting up with claims that we are in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. Skeptical? Well, let’s take a look at the evidence from the last few weeks.
1) A naked man chewed off the face of a homeless guy in Miami. The attacker growled at police officers and continued eating skin even after being shot. It took four more bullets to kill him. 2) A Japanese artist removed his own genitals and served them at a restaurant to the highest bidder. 3) A Maryland man confessed to killing his housemate, chopping him up, and then eating his heart and part of his brain. 4) A New Jersey man repeatedly stabbed himself and then threw pieces of his skin and intestines at the police.
And that’s not all. Newsweek and The Daily Beast have compiled a “Zombie Instances” Google map, which is keeping track of these incidents and other “signs” of the zombie apocalypse -- such as the recent cases of flesh-eating bacteria.
Though many of the zombie apocalypse claims have been made in jest, the Centers for Disease Control issued a serious response. A spokesman told the Huffington Post, "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead . . . or one that would present zombie-like symptoms." So, what do you think SodaHeads? Is the zombie apocalypse upon us?

1) A naked man chewed off the face of a homeless guy in Miami. The attacker growled at police officers and continued eating skin even after being shot. It took four more bullets to kill him. 2) A Japanese artist removed his own genitals and served them at a restaurant to the highest bidder. 3) A Maryland man confessed to killing his housemate, chopping him up, and then eating his heart and part of his brain. 4) A New Jersey man repeatedly stabbed himself and then threw pieces of his skin and intestines at the police.
And that’s not all. Newsweek and The Daily Beast have compiled a “Zombie Instances” Google map, which is keeping track of these incidents and other “signs” of the zombie apocalypse -- such as the recent cases of flesh-eating bacteria.
Though many of the zombie apocalypse claims have been made in jest, the Centers for Disease Control issued a serious response. A spokesman told the Huffington Post, "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead . . . or one that would present zombie-like symptoms." So, what do you think SodaHeads? Is the zombie apocalypse upon us?

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Top Opinion
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Wolverineland 2012/06/04 20:45:48Yes!




















A few weeks ago a Canadian piece of shlt killed and dismembered a Chinese immigrant and ate parts of him.
Did nobody in the USA hear about this? The Cannibal sent body parts in the mail and then fled to Europe threatening to 'strike again' but good new... They caught him in Berlin today.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada...
Last week, it so happens the Chinese immigrant was in some kind of homosexual relationship with this guy and left him for a new boyfriend. this seems to be the 'pretense' but the jilted 'gay porn star' decided a good 'revenge' would be to film himself horrifically murdering and mutilating (and then raping and eating) the remains, some of which he mailed to the PMs office.
http://www.montrealgazette.co...
I swear the world has gone absolutely mad. Really, I'm seriously questioning if our world is in big trouble!
Bring it on!
Bit extreme, but at least it was all consensual..