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Is the Zombie Apocalypse Upon Us? (The Internet Thinks So)

SodaHead Fun 2012/06/04 18:00:00
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In the wake of a series of gory incidents, the Internet has been lighting up with claims that we are in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. Skeptical? Well, let’s take a look at the evidence from the last few weeks.

1) A naked man chewed off the face of a homeless guy in Miami. The attacker growled at police officers and continued eating skin even after being shot. It took four more bullets to kill him. 2) A Japanese artist removed his own genitals and served them at a restaurant to the highest bidder. 3) A Maryland man confessed to killing his housemate, chopping him up, and then eating his heart and part of his brain. 4) A New Jersey man repeatedly stabbed himself and then threw pieces of his skin and intestines at the police.

And that’s not all. Newsweek and The Daily Beast have compiled a “Zombie Instances” Google map, which is keeping track of these incidents and other “signs” of the zombie apocalypse -- such as the recent cases of flesh-eating bacteria.

Though many of the zombie apocalypse claims have been made in jest, the Centers for Disease Control issued a serious response. A spokesman told the Huffington Post, "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead . . . or one that would present zombie-like symptoms." So, what do you think SodaHeads? Is the zombie apocalypse upon us?

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  • raine 2012/06/05 03:55:09
    No!
    raine
    Zombies do not exist. Grow up boy...
  • MissJo raine 2012/06/05 04:03:43
    MissJo
    Not in humans, they do in the invertebrate world though.
  • BB raine 2012/06/05 04:05:20 (edited)
    BB
    +2
    Where's your sense of adventure?
    P.S. When the zombies come I am tripping you.
  • raine raine 2012/06/05 04:14:30
    raine
    +1
    OK the problem is not zombies but bath salts. Nice drug makes you sexual y hyperactive to the point of pulling off your own parts. Real smart guys "NOT'
  • Somkey ... raine 2012/06/05 07:31:41
    Somkey the Hores
    Yeah they do. They're also called Democrats.
  • SvenLee 2012/06/05 03:54:54
    No!
    SvenLee
    So terrible.
  • morgan 2012/06/05 03:52:25
    Undecided
    morgan
    +1
    Im 30% sure it is
  • jiggy 2012/06/05 03:47:24
    No!
    jiggy
    +2
    If and when the true Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, we will all know it. There will be disbelief, hand waving, and outright denial that it's impossible.

    But there will be no doubt.
  • Somkey ... jiggy 2012/06/05 04:10:06
    Somkey the Hores
    +2
    We DO know it. It's called The Obama Administration.
  • Rachel ~In HP I Trust~ 2012/06/05 03:46:54
    Yes!
    Rachel ~In HP I Trust~
    I've already had a plan hatched since the first zombie movies I saw. Gather as much food, guns and ammo, and other supplies and barricade myself in a place like a prison with high walls or fences. (joking of course I don't really believe)
  • alexandria.tasker 2012/06/05 03:45:32
    Yes!
    alexandria.tasker
    +3
    Yes!: The National Government.
  • ghostrider 2012/06/05 03:42:33
    No!
    ghostrider
    +1
    "Stupid is as stupid does" ... thank you, Forrest.
  • ajracestables1 2012/06/05 03:27:17
    No!
    ajracestables1
    Make believe stuff but probably some good entertainment for somebody.
  • Maxxi-J 2012/06/05 03:22:22
    Yes!
    Maxxi-J
    +1
    No Doubt About It! I Mean Have You Seen Your Girlfriend Lately?

    http://farm7.static.flickr.co...
  • XENON23 2012/06/05 03:21:56
    Yes!
    XENON23
    Remember...aim for the head.
  • Muver 2012/06/05 03:19:14
    No!
    Muver
    +1
    This is just something, kids mostly, are doing to get attention...some of course are just nuts, and it's a good outlet for them...

    I just keep the garlic handy, in spray form....along with my .357, handy at all times...
  • Me 2012/06/05 03:13:05
    No!
    Me
    +1
    the crazies are out...lol
  • Flamingolady 2012/06/05 03:04:04
    No!
    Flamingolady
    +1
    seriously? seriously
  • jiggy Flaming... 2012/06/05 03:45:18
    jiggy
    +1
    Whenever I see this one, I can't help but read it like TLJ delivers most of his lines in the MIB movies; that totally deadpan but funny as heck, quick but with definite drawn out pauses, and sarcastic as hell way he plays his lines.
  • Reaper 2012/06/05 03:03:43
    Yes!
    Reaper
    there have been 2 caces of people trying to eat other people
  • Somkey ... Reaper 2012/06/05 04:14:44
  • edlie 2012/06/05 02:55:40
    No!
    edlie
    Foolishness..zombies are only animated corpse brought back to life by mystical means like witchcraft..These news are real people who were just so into drugs!
  • Dyonus edlie 2012/06/05 03:12:10
    Dyonus
    Witchcraft or viruses.
  • ~Alyssa~ 2012/06/05 02:48:54
    No!
    ~Alyssa~
    +2
    Just crazy people
  • StarryNights17 2012/06/05 02:45:42
    Undecided
    StarryNights17
    Sadly, no. I'd love to take an AK-74 to a zombie's head in reality as I do in Resident Evil, but I think it's just cannibalism. Mein gott I'm attracted to hot cannibal guys. XD. Listening to Rammstein will just add to that. Lol I'm listening to it right now...
  • Miko Mikomiko 2012/06/05 02:43:49
    No!
    Miko Mikomiko
    +1
    According to the reports, they were cannibals and no I hope not.
    I can't run fast and I don't know how to use a gun
  • XxScrea... Miko Mi... 2012/06/05 09:04:23
    XxScreamoXxChick
    haha if it was real you'd be screwed. just sayin'.
  • Miko Mi... XxScrea... 2012/06/06 09:24:54
    Miko Mikomiko
    I know :)
  • Catnip 2012/06/05 02:42:11
    Yes!
    Catnip
    +3
    Now I get to play with my toys!!!!
    Lots of guns
  • Mark Mercer 2012/06/05 02:37:09
    Yes!
    Mark Mercer
    +4
    From what I've seen lately, they will starve though....needing 'brains' in their diet.
  • HooplaHoopla 2012/06/05 02:31:43
    No!
    HooplaHoopla
    +2
    These are just people high on crazy intense drugs. This particular drug makes you very aggressive and passionate, but whatever. If you call one of those people a zombie on the street, they won't care. You're just another meal to them.
  • 4everXxlooneyXxtunesXxgal 2012/06/05 02:27:50
    Undecided
    4everXxlooneyXxtunesXxgal
    I hope there's no zombie apocalypse because you wont be seeing me anytime soon. Ill either hide till I die or run and get chase by zombies :0
  • Noodle :3 2012/06/05 02:27:12
    Yes!
    Noodle :3
    ahahahahahhaha
  • Green Living Guy 2012/06/05 02:19:58
    No!
    +1
    Take enough acid or drugs and you can think you are Superman for goodness sake.
  • Silent Bob 2012/06/05 02:15:48
  • 4everXx... Silent Bob 2012/06/05 02:33:30
    4everXxlooneyXxtunesXxgal
    +1
    This sh*t was so fun I couldn't stop laughing.i was like why don't they hit him the basketball, yet he missed an in the end he was going to get f*ck up by the black guy;) sh*ts to funny
  • Silent Bob 4everXx... 2012/06/05 04:56:59
    Silent Bob
    hahaha right!?
  • Death F... Silent Bob 2012/06/05 16:44:22
    Death Faerie
    +1
    This was hilarious!!!!
  • Silent Bob Death F... 2012/06/05 22:34:11
  • Shadow 2012/06/05 02:14:32
    No!
    Shadow
    +2
    But honestly, that might be kinda cool... I would want this guy with me!
    the walking dead sheriff

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