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Is the Zombie Apocalypse Upon Us? (The Internet Thinks So)

SodaHead Fun 2012/06/04 18:00:00
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In the wake of a series of gory incidents, the Internet has been lighting up with claims that we are in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. Skeptical? Well, let’s take a look at the evidence from the last few weeks.

1) A naked man chewed off the face of a homeless guy in Miami. The attacker growled at police officers and continued eating skin even after being shot. It took four more bullets to kill him. 2) A Japanese artist removed his own genitals and served them at a restaurant to the highest bidder. 3) A Maryland man confessed to killing his housemate, chopping him up, and then eating his heart and part of his brain. 4) A New Jersey man repeatedly stabbed himself and then threw pieces of his skin and intestines at the police.

And that’s not all. Newsweek and The Daily Beast have compiled a “Zombie Instances” Google map, which is keeping track of these incidents and other “signs” of the zombie apocalypse -- such as the recent cases of flesh-eating bacteria.

Though many of the zombie apocalypse claims have been made in jest, the Centers for Disease Control issued a serious response. A spokesman told the Huffington Post, "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead . . . or one that would present zombie-like symptoms." So, what do you think SodaHeads? Is the zombie apocalypse upon us?

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  • mk, Smartass Oracle 2012/06/05 07:43:11
    Yes!
    mk, Smartass Oracle
    Yes of course. All bosses are zombies. All politicians are zombies.
  • Dark Angel AKA Hippiegirl 2012/06/05 07:34:25 (edited)
    Yes!
    Dark Angel AKA Hippiegirl
    +2
    ZombieJadeZ Con www.facebook.com/Z*Con
  • caius madison 2012/06/05 07:30:24 (edited)
    No!
    caius madison
    2012 will go on like any other year. I believe all these huge apocalyptic dates are just economic boomers. They fashion them to spark spontaneous booms in odd markets that are cheap to buy right now, then sell in the pasing of the supposed event. Hope everybody still has their lifesavings intact.
  • Ericka 2012/06/05 07:16:54
    No!
    Ericka
    You have GOT to be kidding me. The guy in Miami was having a bad LSD trip according to the media/police. Do ignorant people really have so little worthwhile to occupy their time that now they must invent "zombie" stories? Sheesh.
  • Death F... Ericka 2012/06/05 16:23:09
    Death Faerie
    +1
    Its just for entertainment.
  • diana fuentes 2012/06/05 07:13:25
    No!
    diana fuentes
    +1
    i dont think so but you never know what could happen in the future ps dont do drugs if you dont wanna end up like the miami cannibal lol jk:)!
  • TheTruth1313 2012/06/05 07:12:25
    No!
    TheTruth1313
    +1
    Look, I love the show "Walking Dead" about as much as anyone, but, it is FICTION folks. However, it does make me just a little worried when the CDC is sending out info on what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse. LOL I mean, if there ever was one, the CDC would probably be the cause of it. LOL
  • Soylent Green is people!!! 2012/06/05 07:06:33
    Yes!
    Soylent Green is people!!!
    +1
    It must be the govenment!!!
  • Buoyant Leadraft 2012/06/05 06:58:40 (edited)
    Yes!
    Buoyant Leadraft
    +2
    EVERYONE KNOWS BATH SALTS ARE ZOMBIE'S FAVORITE DRUG! bath salts
  • Nina Wolda Buoyant... 2012/06/05 14:37:19
    Nina Wolda
    I hate it when you shout
  • Buoyant... Nina Wolda 2012/06/05 16:27:22
    Buoyant Leadraft
    I'm sorry i had wine last night, it always makes me loud and belligerent.
  • Dave The Canuck 2012/06/05 06:41:31
    No!
    Dave The Canuck
    +1
    I don't believe in zombies.
  • SicFux651 Dave Th... 2012/06/05 08:36:42
    SicFux651
    zombies have existed..just not in the hollywood portrayal.
  • Nina Wolda SicFux651 2012/06/05 14:38:30
    Nina Wolda
    yeah, but without the blood and brain eating
  • SicFux651 Nina Wolda 2012/06/06 04:39:25
    SicFux651
    as i said just not how hollywood shows them
  • Sexuallobster 2012/06/05 06:36:41
    Yes!
    Sexuallobster
    +1
    But not reincarnated corpses, just mindless fools who don't know how to think. There are a lot of them today.
  • Buoyant... Sexuall... 2012/06/05 16:29:48
    Buoyant Leadraft
    I don't know sex. iI think you would have to be the walking dead to want to snort bath salts.
  • MR. 2012/06/05 06:08:46
    Undecided
    MR.
    *I'm holding onto my opinion until the Democratic National Convention's over, later this year,...(and after I "safely leave" the *Republican National Convention,....thank you!)
  • Maximus 2012/06/05 05:58:57 (edited)
    Undecided
    Maximus
    +1
    Bath Salts are probably the cause. The one in Miami especially. Do not take "Cloud 9" into your system, it'll turn you into a psychotic maniac, in which you will not remember what you did while your under the influence of "Cloud 9".
  • Terry McGinnis 2012/06/05 05:56:24
    Yes!
    Terry McGinnis
    +1
    It's also called bio-chemical warfare
  • LdyLeo 2012/06/05 05:51:55
    No!
    LdyLeo
    +1
    How asinine! people clearly need to stop watching so many zombie movies. That guy that ate the homeless guy's face was very much mentally insane and should be locked in a mental institution.
  • Vitalani LdyLeo 2012/06/05 06:26:55
    Vitalani
    +2
    He was not mentally insane and he is dead. lol
  • SicFux651 LdyLeo 2012/06/05 08:39:50
    SicFux651
    +1
    Exactly..hes dead but probably had mental problems...mental hospitals are getting budget cuts so they just release people. No one does research and just listens to what there told
  • devon.stearns.lautner 2012/06/05 05:51:52
    No!
    devon.stearns.lautner
    I don't think so, there many people who are ill and can be addicted to cannibalism.. Its not the greatest thing, some people are sick minded and think they can kill a person then eat them. Its just a sickness that needs be more in control over.. I'm very skeptic til I see it happen or witness one. Not only that, they could be hypnotised or just rather ill!
  • Depsycho 2012/06/05 05:48:13
    No!
    Depsycho
    I don't think so, but if it is, my friends and I can handle it.

    College finals however, THOSE are the impossible feats.
  • Christian 2012/06/05 05:19:42
    No!
    Christian
    +1
    The subways in NYC have quite a few Zombies, maybe the subways are being taken over by Zombies.
  • shenendoah 2012/06/05 05:15:19
    Yes!
    shenendoah
    +2
    Is zombie another name for liberals?
  • pops 2012/06/05 04:55:24
    Undecided
    pops
    +2
    I don't really know but the world is getting a bit strange.
  • Raphy 2012/06/05 04:50:55
    No!
    Raphy
    +1
    Don't come to Alabama saying your a Zombie. Some people shoot first and ask question later around here. I know if it happen where I'm from, you would see a YouTube video of a zombie getting it's A$$ kick all over town or running to get away.
  • S123 2012/06/05 04:46:34
    No!
    S123
    +1
    Not unless by "apocalypse" you mean "trend".
  • ☆SPIDERPIECES☆ 2012/06/05 04:46:30
  • Kerymi 2012/06/05 04:39:03
    No!
    Kerymi
    +1
    No. People just need to stop acting a damn fool.
  • Alan 2012/06/05 04:37:28
    Yes!
    Alan
    +3
    If animals can be rabid y not humans? And why release that government zombie book? And why is the government researching zombies? WTH?
  • Terry M... Alan 2012/06/05 05:49:27
    Terry McGinnis
    um...free warriors. duh.
  • MlssCue =Go Blue= 2012/06/05 04:18:18
    No!
    MlssCue =Go Blue=
    Absolutely, totally, ridiculous!
  • Bo'Jo Jaymez 2012/06/05 04:13:21
    No!
    Bo'Jo Jaymez
    Don't eat the bath salts. !!
  • Somkey the Hores 2012/06/05 04:08:50 (edited)
    Yes!
    Somkey the Hores
    +2
    Another meme to prepare us for when the government can come to our "rescue".

    Quite Hegelian.

    OTOH... Zombies, schmombies. Bring 'em on!

    meme prepare government rescue hegelian otoh zombies schmombies em
  • SoD Somkey ... 2012/06/05 14:26:15
    SoD
    The Mossberg 500 is a fine weapon. My only complaint is that they aren't choked, and thus you can't make solid kill shots at 50+ meters. However, for CQC it's top notch.
  • BB 2012/06/05 04:04:22
    Yes!
    BB
    +7
    zombie boomstick
    Where's my BOB and my boomstick?
  • joe mauro 2012/06/05 04:02:13
    No!
    joe mauro
    its not a zombie apocalypse IT IS THE APOCALYPSE

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