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Is the Zombie Apocalypse Upon Us? (The Internet Thinks So)

SodaHead Fun 2012/06/04 18:00:00
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In the wake of a series of gory incidents, the Internet has been lighting up with claims that we are in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. Skeptical? Well, let’s take a look at the evidence from the last few weeks.

1) A naked man chewed off the face of a homeless guy in Miami. The attacker growled at police officers and continued eating skin even after being shot. It took four more bullets to kill him. 2) A Japanese artist removed his own genitals and served them at a restaurant to the highest bidder. 3) A Maryland man confessed to killing his housemate, chopping him up, and then eating his heart and part of his brain. 4) A New Jersey man repeatedly stabbed himself and then threw pieces of his skin and intestines at the police.

And that’s not all. Newsweek and The Daily Beast have compiled a “Zombie Instances” Google map, which is keeping track of these incidents and other “signs” of the zombie apocalypse -- such as the recent cases of flesh-eating bacteria.

Though many of the zombie apocalypse claims have been made in jest, the Centers for Disease Control issued a serious response. A spokesman told the Huffington Post, "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead . . . or one that would present zombie-like symptoms." So, what do you think SodaHeads? Is the zombie apocalypse upon us?

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  • king david keverton 2012/06/05 13:56:07
    king david
    (read the following in a posh accent) o please
  • keverton king david 2012/06/05 14:36:45
    keverton
    +1
    it's oh pleeze. learn how to spell thnaks!
  • Mike J. Hirak 2012/06/05 13:44:20
    No!
    Mike J. Hirak
    +3
    These people were on drugs
  • king david Mike J.... 2012/06/05 13:52:07
    king david
    +3
    yes but what if it wasn't the drugs but a micro virus in the drugs that caused it
  • Mike J.... king david 2012/06/05 13:54:17
    Mike J. Hirak
    +1
    Then there would be a lot more than 5 cases
  • keverton Mike J.... 2012/06/05 14:37:03
    keverton
    +1
    you're on drugs. !
  • Mike J.... keverton 2012/06/06 13:58:08
    Mike J. Hirak
    Wow. You're a fine example of our failed education system... -_-
  • Kim(: 2012/06/05 13:19:33 (edited)
    No!
    Kim(:
    +7
    Its called cannibalism. It has been happening all over the world cannibalism
  • king david Kim(: 2012/06/05 13:26:29
    king david
    +1
    yes but even canables cook thei victims befor eating them
  • Kim(: king david 2012/06/05 13:27:52
    Kim(:
    +2
    Not always in africa they barely cook their meals
  • king david Kim(: 2012/06/05 13:32:45
    king david
    barely meaning only just a little ? *raise eyebrows*
  • Kim(: king david 2012/06/05 13:34:13
    Kim(:
    Yes
  • Maty Roberts 2012/06/05 13:13:47
    No!
    Maty Roberts
    +3
    I don't believe in this myth; however, I DO believe the rapture is near.
  • Death F... Maty Ro... 2012/06/05 16:16:48
    Death Faerie
    The rapture is a myth.
  • Maty Ro... Death F... 2012/06/09 13:46:35
    Maty Roberts
    If you think so; nevertheless, I happen to believe that it is an absolute truth.
  • Death F... Maty Ro... 2012/06/10 19:08:20
    Death Faerie
    Fair enough, everyone is entitled to their beliefs.
  • heirsoftheking 2012/06/05 13:08:00
    No!
    heirsoftheking
    +2
    I could care less about anything that's labeled "Zombie." Reminds me of those stupid "Monster Movies" when I was a kid.
  • WeaverJannie27911289 2012/06/05 13:00:59
  • Edensasp 2012/06/05 12:48:50
    Yes!
    Edensasp
    LOL... But its not the face eating or genital wackin crazy people, its the ones their not pointing out... its the party of lemmings infected by the tea virus....
  • Jensenmk 2012/06/05 12:13:42
    Yes!
    Jensenmk
    Not all of the mindless sheeple want to eat brains though, many just want to eat for free (or at least have someone else pay for them to eat).
  • Death F... Jensenmk 2012/06/05 16:18:07
    Death Faerie
    Leave politics out. This question is supposed to be about having fun.
  • Jensenmk Death F... 2012/06/06 12:18:10
    Jensenmk
    When I can begin eliminating zombies, then it will be fun(sic).
  • Shadow 2012/06/05 11:30:26
  • king david Shadow 2012/06/05 11:40:19
    king david
    +2
    i actually hope there is one. it gives me a good exuse to beet the sh!t out of the people that p!ssed me off in school
  • Shadow king david 2012/06/05 18:56:20
    Shadow
    Yeah I see your point. Would be nice to do that...Hmm...
  • Rie~ 2012/06/05 11:24:39 (edited)
  • Mrs Reckless 2012/06/05 11:22:16
  • I know I am a bitch so what? 2012/06/05 10:39:47 (edited)
    Yes!
    I know I am a bitch so what?
    even the kids at school think so
    Just fyi Mr.Teter's momkey will save u it is a secret wepon!!!!!!!!
    i also heard zombies are week agins treadmeals
  • king david 2012/06/05 09:21:19
    Undecided
    king david
    well not yet but it is on the way there is actualy a drug right now that give symptoms almost exacly like zombieism would and it's called LSD http://www.theblaze.com/stori... and there was anothere case where a man ate his roomate's heart and brain that's a good reason to believe there is a zombie apocalyps starting
  • strawberry 2012/06/05 08:34:22
    Undecided
    strawberry
    The "Zombie Apocalypse" began centuries ago. Fascination with Zombies might have been a thriller ages ago, but now dumb, dumb, dumb.! Is Hollywood running out of material.? Please no more Zombie movies.? In Haiti, Haitians give living people a drug which totally paralyzes them. They cannot move or speak yet are completely mentally alert to what is taking place. Haitians bury them alive, then dig them up some time later, claiming these buried Haitians are now Zombies.!
  • SicFux651 2012/06/05 08:33:30
  • Arianne 2012/06/05 08:19:33
    No!
    Arianne
    +1
    But arm yourselves just in case!
  • Ronzo 2012/06/05 08:17:06
    Yes!
    Ronzo
    +1
    I see a higher percentage of kids graduating that have trouble with the basic skills. I see teachers and students more involved in social affairs and issues, the USA is far from the top in its academic scores. I am convinced our elected officials are unable to rightly divide that which is proper, fair and just. I believe common sense in the USA is dying, why you ask, just Take a close look at the behaviors and the very opinions here on Soda Head. We have lost our sense of what is decent and proper, is it drugs, or lack of conscience on what it right and wrong. I believe many have allowed others to think for them, it just takes to much effort to discipline ones actions or respect for others. America is being influenced by those who have radical agenda's, we are a nation of zombies and irresponsible citizens. We ignore mans laws and Gods Biblical truths of family and the home.
  • Death F... Ronzo 2012/06/05 16:22:37
    Death Faerie
    +1
    You need to leave politics and religion out of this. This question isn't serious, merely for fun.
  • Ronzo Death F... 2012/06/14 23:32:36
    Ronzo
    That's your opinion and you heard what people say about opinions. By the way you sound like a liberal Obama supporter?
  • Death F... Ronzo 2012/06/15 15:36:16
    Death Faerie
    What the hell does this have to do with politics? I consider myself more of a centrist than a liberal. I'm not going to vote this year because there is no one running that I support.
  • MercuryZero 2012/06/05 08:07:45
    No!
    MercuryZero
    but you never can be too careful
    kill zombie poster
  • SoD Mercury... 2012/06/05 14:22:09
    SoD
    Actually 9mm luger has superior ballistics and provides more firepower than a pistol chambered to 45 ACP with the same size frame.
  • Mercury... SoD 2012/06/06 07:19:02
    MercuryZero
    really? wow. O.o
  • SoD Mercury... 2012/06/06 13:42:14 (edited)
    SoD
    +1
    Indeed.

    Your 1911 is a fine weapon. However, you had better be a good shot and never face an assailant with a 9mm autoloader.

    7+1 vs. 15+1 rounds are not good odds for you.

    Furthermore, the 1911 is a more complicated weapon to field strip than a Sig P226, Beretta M92, or a Glock.

    I can strip and reassemble any of the handguns named above within about 10 seconds. See how long it takes you to strip and reassemble your 1911.

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