Is the Zombie Apocalypse Upon Us? (The Internet Thinks So)
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2012/06/04 18:00:00
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In the wake of a series of gory incidents, the Internet has been lighting up with claims that we are in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. Skeptical? Well, let’s take a look at the evidence from the last few weeks.
1) A naked man chewed off the face of a homeless guy in Miami. The attacker growled at police officers and continued eating skin even after being shot. It took four more bullets to kill him. 2) A Japanese artist removed his own genitals and served them at a restaurant to the highest bidder. 3) A Maryland man confessed to killing his housemate, chopping him up, and then eating his heart and part of his brain. 4) A New Jersey man repeatedly stabbed himself and then threw pieces of his skin and intestines at the police.
And that’s not all. Newsweek and The Daily Beast have compiled a “Zombie Instances” Google map, which is keeping track of these incidents and other “signs” of the zombie apocalypse -- such as the recent cases of flesh-eating bacteria.
Though many of the zombie apocalypse claims have been made in jest, the Centers for Disease Control issued a serious response. A spokesman told the Huffington Post, "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead . . . or one that would present zombie-like symptoms." So, what do you think SodaHeads? Is the zombie apocalypse upon us?
1) A naked man chewed off the face of a homeless guy in Miami. The attacker growled at police officers and continued eating skin even after being shot. It took four more bullets to kill him. 2) A Japanese artist removed his own genitals and served them at a restaurant to the highest bidder. 3) A Maryland man confessed to killing his housemate, chopping him up, and then eating his heart and part of his brain. 4) A New Jersey man repeatedly stabbed himself and then threw pieces of his skin and intestines at the police.
And that’s not all. Newsweek and The Daily Beast have compiled a “Zombie Instances” Google map, which is keeping track of these incidents and other “signs” of the zombie apocalypse -- such as the recent cases of flesh-eating bacteria.
Though many of the zombie apocalypse claims have been made in jest, the Centers for Disease Control issued a serious response. A spokesman told the Huffington Post, "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead . . . or one that would present zombie-like symptoms." So, what do you think SodaHeads? Is the zombie apocalypse upon us?
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Top Opinion
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Wolverineland 2012/06/04 20:45:48
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Other than that, science can reason that no, zombies wouldn't survive through the winter.
also why wouldn't they make it through winter if they where already dressed for the occasion then the cold could hurt all of them
also because they are dead when the defrost they could start moving again and the parts that come of that are still connected to the brain should start moving again
it is possible
but gauranteed
If brain activated is stopped for extended periods of time, living or undead, it's just not going to come back. There's a reason most zombie movies don't depict long since dead bodies just coming back.
K to the I to the A zombiotch
already started in 08
The world knows fear of the unknown, now it can see the unkown (3 guys 1 hammer, 2 men decapitated, 1 mans head, smashed into two) These are things we are not accustomed to, they frighten us.
Let them scare the world, go with it. Get on top of this ride and survive.
In terms of economic collapse, societal collapse, things are precarious. Most people have about 3 days worth of food in their houses if that and not an oz of water other than what is in the tap.
I am not a big prepper, but I do prepare and stock pile stuff it is just common sense..