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Is the Kardashian Marriage Calculator Hilarious or Horrible?

AdriHead 2012/08/07 19:27:34
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The Kardashian jokes just keep on coming... and they're as amusing as ever. Kim Kardashian's short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries has been the butt (no pun intended) of many jokes, ever since the reality star filed for divorce back in October... after only 72 days of marriage!

Well, for those of you who are married, now you can calculate how many "Kardashians" you've been hitched for... with the Kardashian Calculator! Yes, that's right: "Kardashian" is now a unit of measurement that represents 72 days of marriage. Do you think the Kardashian marriage calculator is hilarious... or should we give Kim K a break?

THESTIR.CAFEMOM.COM reports:
The jokes about the longevity (or lack thereof) of the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries union have been running wild. But nothing has quite captured the insanity of spending $17.9 million on a wedding for a marriage that lasted just 72 days like the Kardashian Calculator.
Kardashian Marriage Calculator

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  • gizzibag 2012/08/08 00:17:18
    Hilarious
    gizzibag
    +9
    marriage for 72 days and yet people are against gay marriage cause of the sanctity of marriage. the other was britney spear who got married for fun then had it annulled

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  • Moh Al-a 2012/08/08 02:29:52
    Horrible
    Moh Al-a
    +1
    Spending $17.9 million for just 72 days of marriage is really bad
    But hurting people for just having fun is much much worse and sick
  • John Wa... Moh Al-a 2012/08/08 07:51:24
    John Walker II
    Sometimes, as sad as it is... some folks are really good at hiding their true character until the papers are signed and the cert sealed.

    I can't claim to know what went on in that marriage. Not about to. Their reasons are their own... but I will say this. There's plenty of scammers looking to seduce their way into millions, so I wouldn't claim that wasn't one possibility.
  • im right ur wrong 2012/08/08 02:24:43
    Hilarious
    im right ur wrong
    thats funny!
  • Illjwamh 2012/08/08 01:33:32
    Hilarious
    Illjwamh
    So, what would that be in Britneys?
  • Dan 2012/08/08 01:00:55
    Hilarious
    Dan
    I don't think she uses a calculator. I think it's more like an abacus!
  • Sofahead Dan 2012/08/08 14:54:19
    Sofahead
    No, she must use a calculator. I don't think she has the advanced talent and skills for abacus.

    abacus
  • Dan Sofahead 2012/08/09 02:46:24
    Dan
    +1
    Well said!
  • Skylaris Alanis 2012/08/08 00:58:40
    Hilarious
    Skylaris Alanis
    LMAO
  • angie byrd 2012/08/08 00:47:28 (edited)
    Hilarious
    angie byrd
    +1
    They need to disappear, I mean becoming famous because you sucked Ray J penis and making a porn movie!!! That's not talent. And from what I hear the porn wasn't that hot either!!! They need to go away!!
  • disclaimer 2012/08/08 00:47:23
    Hilarious
    disclaimer
    See if Kardashian responds to this.
  • gizzibag 2012/08/08 00:17:18
    Hilarious
    gizzibag
    +9
    marriage for 72 days and yet people are against gay marriage cause of the sanctity of marriage. the other was britney spear who got married for fun then had it annulled
  • hilda gizzibag 2012/08/08 03:09:20
    hilda
    +1
    i totally agree
  • JCLadybug gizzibag 2012/08/08 04:40:36
    JCLadybug
    +1
    Not a very good argument considering that neither Kim or Britney was married in a church, thus there is no sanctity of marriage in these case....it really is equivalent to a civil union in a religious mindset. Now if we can just separate the two so civil unions are government and marriage is religious then there would be no issue.
  • yoyo JCLadybug 2012/08/08 18:32:09
    yoyo
    Brittney was married in a church AND gays don't want to be married in church they want to be married by government because you need a marriage license to get married and that's what they want. Kim I'm sure had one so it was a legal marriage according to government law.
  • JCLadybug yoyo 2012/08/08 18:37:39
    JCLadybug
    Her 2 day (?) marriage was in Vegas which is what they were referring to. My point is they should be separated so anything outside of a church should be a civil union (and legally everyone that gets married would get a civil union to be recognized by the government).
  • Frank gizzibag 2012/08/09 01:56:58
    Frank
    BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! LETTING LESBIANS MARRY JUST LOWERS THE AMOUNT OF FEMALES I HAVE CAN AFFAIRS WITH!
  • gizzibag Frank 2012/08/09 05:26:44
    gizzibag
    lol i dont think that number changes whether or not they get married cause they aint interested in you.
  • Shawna 2012/08/08 00:15:15
    Hilarious
    Shawna
    Hilarious because the whole Kardashian machine is so horrible.
  • Justin Teufel Hunden 2012/08/08 00:09:38
    Horrible
    Justin Teufel Hunden
    +1
    Everything about those whacks is horrible. NothIng but OJ attorney offspring.
  • ktbates2929 2012/08/07 23:57:01
    Hilarious
    ktbates2929
    Shes dumb and fake
  • alfoston ktbates... 2012/08/08 17:37:00
    alfoston
    And RICH!
  • Joe Blow 2012/08/07 23:34:19 (edited)
    Horrible
    Joe Blow
    +4
    There's nothing wrong with dating Black dudes, but getting banged by them on video for everyone to see is a different scenario altogether. What a "horrible" example of a Hollywood star, whose sudden fame/notoriety, is primarily attributed to her meretricious disposition.
  • BAMCIS 2012/08/07 23:11:57
    Hilarious
    BAMCIS
    Awesome
  • Cricket 2012/08/07 23:09:52
    Hilarious
    Cricket
    Kim K is a publicity whore.
  • Ruby aka Baby Tinks 2012/08/07 23:09:33
    Horrible
    Ruby aka Baby Tinks
    Why remind yourself of such a ridulous matter?

    Peace, Love, Believe**ยข"*
  • Sister Jean 2012/08/07 23:06:25
    Hilarious
    Sister Jean
    LOL
  • Tresa 2012/08/07 23:06:15
    Hilarious
    Tresa
    +1
    Horribly hilarious.
    You have been married 173.86 Kardashians!
  • angel face 2012/08/07 22:18:51
    Hilarious
    angel face
    +2
    I hope this makes her finally stop trying to be part of Hollywood and LA. No one likes her anymore. Its over before it even started
  • BlondeAphrodite 2012/08/07 22:15:48
    Horrible
    BlondeAphrodite
    whatever its stupid
  • Loser lollipop 2012/08/07 22:10:05
    Horrible
    Loser lollipop
    Worthless waste of time
  • Tiah 2012/08/07 22:04:33
    Horrible
    Tiah
    +1
    Anything to do with the kardashians is horrible
  • Jada_Ringo 2012/08/07 22:02:16
    Horrible
    Jada_Ringo
    Celebrity gossip is overrated.
  • Jenni 2012/08/07 21:55:36
    Hilarious
    Jenni
    +2
    They should make another calculator which calculates how many minutes you have been married for every dollar you spent on the wedding.
  • MOMMA THOMAS 2012/08/07 21:33:22
    Hilarious
    MOMMA THOMAS
    +3
    ......I DON'T WANT TO DO THE MATH! ..GREAT GRANDMA
  • bags the Indigenous Guru 2012/08/07 21:25:07
    Hilarious
    bags the Indigenous Guru
    +1
    We've been married over 111 Kardashians!!!
  • JCLadybug 2012/08/07 20:53:12 (edited)
    Hilarious
    JCLadybug
    +2
    Ha ha....I've been married 21.15 Kardashians! Does that mean 25 Kardashians is my silver anniversary? That would be nice.

    I don't see why we should give her a break, she thrust herself into the limelight, the marriage may or may not have been a publicity stunt and at the very least made her a lot of money, and she really is the standard famous for being famous....so tell me why does she deserve a break here? This is her job, sadly she is good at it, hopefully she fails at it soon and we can forget about her and her family, b/c I for one get tired of seeing anything about this woman.
  • Sperry23 2012/08/07 20:49:31
    Horrible
    Sperry23
    +2
    Neither. It's just pretty darn stupid. The best way to deal with the Kardshians is to simply ignore them. Stop giving them publicity. Let them fade into obscurity where they belong.
  • october 2012/08/07 20:46:48
    Horrible
    october
    +2
    Hmm.. more like none of the above to me.

    I think it's dumb.

    Give her a break? I don't quite agree with saying yes to that either. She's trash. I can list various reasons but I rather not.

    I don't have much sympathy for Humphries. I think he's an idiot for falling for her or not realizing what kind of person she is. I never watched the show but I don't think it was real love. Main attraction for him was because she's hot (I doubt personality she's spoiled and self-centered) and she liked him for his status. If he wasn't a basketball player or rich she certainly wouldn't be interested in him.
  • adeenmckenziekennedy 2012/08/07 20:38:26
    Horrible
    adeenmckenziekennedy
    +1
    And hilarious.
  • moomoof 2012/08/07 20:27:55
    Horrible
    moomoof
    +2
    I don't care either way...but why not britney calculator she had a shorted marriage....52 hours if i am not mistaken......

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